Masturbator discontinued
by Toy's heart

Shaken? I'm barely moved.

Sure, shake it up; it won't change it up that much. For as much time and hassle this toy requires, you're better off using a good lube and your hand; the clean up would be easier and you wouldn't have to wonder how to recycle it.
Published:
Pros
Novelty item, good for laughs.
Cons
Design, egg white lube, unreadable instructions.
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

This Shakers vol. 4 is an interesting idea for a person with a bio-penis who is looking for a hand-held device with a twist. Literally, a twist. In theory, the internal ridges and fins are supposed to stimulate the penis.

This is a toy for a guy to use when the usual stroking method is boring and is looking for a new grip on things.

Material / Texture

Thermoplastic Elastomer is also called TPR. In this case, it's VERY sticky. It wasn't kinda sticky, it was really sticky. It was also about as tacky feeling as a lint roller. The outer tube is hard plastic. The inner tube is the TPR/TPE. It's limp and sticky.

Inside is a series of ridges that start out spaced apart and get progressively closer together. There are also fish fin shaped fans inside that are supposed to stimulate. The twist on the toy is that the last half of it spins 90 deg. on itself.
    • Light odor
    • Somewhat porous
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The dimensions of the interior of the toy are about average. The entrance is slightly agape, maybe a 1/4" hole. The design seems like a good idea, it didn't really work for me though.

The size/shape/color of the Shakers Vol. 4 makes it seem like a common thing; not quite describable, but not out of the ordinary (except for the stickers toward the top/middle).

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy completely failed on me. The ridges didn't have immediate contact on me and the fins couldn't even be felt.

Full disclosure: I had a circumcision as an infant and my glans isn't as sensitive as a non-cropped penis. If your penis hasn't been clipped, you might get more enjoyment out of this.

The twist... um... twist is dependent on a piece of foam between the TPE sleeve and the plastic case. In the design, this provides the traction that lets the inside twist around the penis...but it doesn't. The styrofoam just slides around...going for a ride. This makes the TPE sleeve smoosh in on itself (maybe twisting, maybe not).
    • Not very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

If you use this product more than once, you could turn it inside out and rinse it out with some soap and water. Check here for more info.

You can use both water and/or silicone lube with this.

Packaging

The Shakers Vol. 4 came in a plastic box that fit the dimensions of the product perfectly. The instructions (in Japanese) were folded up on the bottom. It also came with a tube of lube. Thanks to another reviewer, I now have a way to describe this lube: Egg whites.

I'm just using the box now for a brief storage container. It seems to be keeping the egg white lube from leaking.

Experience

This toy was a total let down for me. It didn't stimulate me that much, the included lube was disgusting, and I couldn't read the instructions and had to let instincts kick in.

For a comparison to real life: it's like being the 3rd or 4th person to have a go with a receiving partner in a row.
Follow-up commentary
This was pretty much a one-use toy. I didn't care much for it to begin with and it didn't warm up on me either.

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This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: ToyTimeTim
    eww sloppy thirds? No thanks.
    Thanks though, for the review.
  • Contributor: Alicia
    Eww what a bummer!
  • Contributor: buzzvibe
    Hmm, I notice is says "Simple type Men's Hole" on it, so maybe they're going for the sloppy leftovers sensation.

    Great review!
  • Contributor: Envy
    Ewwww. Sorry it was such a let down. But I don't think I'd stick my dick in something so sticky (if i even had one, that is). I'll stay away from this, my bf has pets, last thing he needs is something sticky and practically useless.

    The lube sounds worse... egg whites. Ewww.

    Good review nonetheless.
  • Contributor: LittleBoPeep
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Guhh... Stickiness? I hate sticky things...

    Do they have testers before they just start manufacturing these things?!

  • Contributor: namelesschaos
    You know I'm kinda turned on by the idea of sloppy thirds in real life and even I don't want a toy as sticky as you describe. ewww

    Thank for the review
  • Contributor: Selective Sensualist
    Sorry this didn't work better for you! It doesn't sound too pleasant. Great review!
  • Contributor: kck
    Wow. What a fail! Sorry it didn't work well
  • Contributor: Love Buzz
    Yeah, gotta agree with Dwtim - sloppy thirds... ewwwww
    Great Review but
  • Contributor: Janis
    This sounds like the worst male toy that exists, and if I had a penis, I wouldn't want to stick it in something sticky, loose, and covered in egg whites, either. I'm very sorry it's so terrible.
  • Contributor: LilShae
    I hate things that dont work how we expect them
  • Contributor: Melissa Smith
    Yuck!
  • Contributor: scotty20
    Thanks man. I'll probably be staying away from this one
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