I remember back in the happy and simple days of working for Fascinations that the Elite 7X was one of the many toys I stared at every time I walked past. Yeah sure I knew that it was a cock ring made of TPR Silicon. T hat it had two rings each for a different purpose and that there were 7 different functions starting with your basics low, medium and high vibes working up to pulsations of every kind. And yet the more I held that beautifully crafted object of desire in my hands the more I knew it was meant to be. Just to feel how light weight and smooth it was in my hands, shivering with want, No, with need to take this home and call it mine. So that is exactly what I did. I showed it to my boyfriend at the time and he just looked at me as if I were crazy. “Is it really tight?” he asked almost giggling. I was rather taken aback. My first thought was to say “well, I don't think so I was able to fit the first ring around my wrist and it didn't cut off circulation” (So for you men out there that are, uh, “blessed” no need to fret, you're in good company). Instead I was feeling frisky and told him to shut up and try it on.

It certainly gets the job done ladies and gentlemen. It was almost comical after we had finished with our “fun” due to the fact that I literally interviewed him about the toy. This served its worth at the time. According to him it felt comfortable to wear and that the ring for the testicles was perfectly hugging the scrotal region and that there was no tugging involved at all. This including pubic hair for those that don't “groom”. Because of the TPR Silicon the vibration administered from the bullet was spread out equally and in a rather stimulating matter. The secondary ring (ever so lovingly hugging the testicles) were massaging them, stimulating them, all the while the primary ring that sits at the base of the penis was able to hinder from premature ejaculation. LOVELY! Well I thought so any way.

So now this is where the fun really starts. I LOVE the vibration it gives out. I loved it so much that I actually kept it after we split just for my own self satisfaction. Ladies, you don't need both cock and or balls attached to this toy to enjoy it. A simple life like dong will do it justice. The vibrations are strong, just like the bull on this beautifully crafted masterpiece. I was rather uncomfortable by the fact that there was an animals head on it. I mean seriously it was staring at me. Almost as if it were thinking “Yeah you have no idea what you're in for. But you're about to find out”. And that I most certainly did. The Bulls horns and muzzle were worth being on the toy for clitoral stimulation. The vibrations were strong and lasting no matter what the position I had been in. I think the best thing to do whether you're alone or with a loved one, is to start off on the low vibe, get into a steady rhythm and then just randomly push the button see what vibe comes up. I like to keep myself guessing.

OK, well enough of that lets get into the science of the Elite 7X. Like I said it is a TPR Silicon toy so this is one of the best materials to have. It's non-porous and should be cleaned before and after each use with toy cleaner or mild soap and warm water. Again I can not stress the fact that you should never use antibacterial soap. For one it degrades the material over time and it kills any healthy or good bacteria the body needs for its self. For lubricant pairing I highly recommend a water based lube like System Jo's H2O (just an example you don't have to use System Jo it's just what I prefer). What I really liked about the 7X was there wasn't an odor or a funky taste to it so hurray! No more worries of “Does this smell right to you? I don't think I want to use it… If it smells like that then it ain't goin on my member ya got it?” The 7X is totally travel friendly and what's nice about it is when you do feel good roustabout of sex coming on and you don't want lets say family or friends knowing exactly what you're doing, no need to worry. The vibration is rather quiet. Which I don't know about you but that's a major plus for me. Unlike the other vibes this one didn't have the dog trying to beat the door down to make sure I wasn't being attacked. (Sit, boo boo sit)… anyway, there was only one hindrance with this lovely toy. It has the all dreadful cored. Hey there is an upside to the cord. This means it takes, say it with me, BATTERIES. That's right. How many times in that little cordless bullet did you have to replace the watch batteries? My point exactly. All it really needs are three triple A's and you are good to go. I got my 7X a year ago and I still have yet to change the batteries on that sucker. As far as the cord goes, you hardly notice it during play. My advice, tuck it under your butt and keep the cord near your hip and ladies (and some gentlemen hee hee) if you let him have the remote, he feels he's in charge. Just let him have it.

I'm almost getting to the point where I am using it every night. Now, If only I could find the ring part... then it would REALLY come to be used for couples fun like it did once before. Oh but what a buzz.