I have to say, sometimes things look a lot better far away than when they get close. It works for people, items, animals, and adult toys. Crystal's salsa shaker is one of those items that looks like it would be a great masturbator, but boy is it not.

First off is the size. Its length is standard, not too long and not too short for the average male, but the hole that is in it is about the size of a number two pencil. In fact, it might be even smaller. I don’t know what the company that makes this masturbator is thinking, but whatever it is, it’s not the diameter of a human male’s penis. It is so small it is actually difficult to insert you cock into the toy, and after fiddling with it, it’s even harder because you have gotten so frustrated with it that you lost any erection you might have had. I think they were going for a tight fit, but frankly, even after using the toy for two weeks, it was still the same tightness.

The material is the same super soft, ultra realistic stuff that a lot of toys are made out of, but it just seems that it is not as supple as others, which I didn’t like. Even when heated up with warm water, the material doesn’t stretch much. It is ribbed inside, but they are super fine, so the toy doesn’t give much sensation where a larger ribs would provide more stimulation to the penis shaft.

The pocket pussy comes with a vibrating egg that works pretty well. It seems to use up batteries pretty fast, but it might be because the size of the egg is pretty large. The egg does add a nice touch to the toy since you can use it to stimulate your scrotum or anus as you like.

No matter how much I try this toy isn't getting any easier to use. I have tried warming it up before use, stretching it in the hopes it would loosen up, and nothing. This is one of those things that no matter what you try it's only going to get better with age.

My original review still stands: this toy is too tight and therefore uncomfortable to use.