Pocket Pussy Buzz....
In summary, I think this pocket pussy is a very good toy by itself---however the included bullet vibe that isn't wireless kinda knocks it down a few stars.
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Pros
Good Construction, nice feel, and easy to use
Cons
The cons? Two words: bullet vibe
As someone that is a pussy aficionado, I can say with a few exceptions that this product, the Naught Naomi, is a very good pussy---very good with a couple of caveats. One---you need lube. I am a fan of the lube, lube is good and there is never too much lube. So you have got that right---lots of lube. The pussy by itself is good. Good as in the “Wow what an awesome one night stand, that pussy was tight!” kind of good. Got that? Good.
The bullet vibe that comes with it, I have to ask, who thought that was a good idea? Whoever it was, yeah, they need to be drawn, quartered, and then dragged down the street. Yeah---it is that bad of an idea. If you are going to have a vibe as part of a male sex toy, put some fucking thought into it---because you sure as hell did not do that with the included vibe here. For starters, it should be wireless, and built into the toy itself---not that monstrosity of a fuck up that was included.
Now as for the pussy by itself, it is very good, it feels very good on my cock, and it got me off very well. I am very happy with the results from the pussy. I would say, though, that the sleeve is a little too long for the average sized guy. I am about 6 ½ to 7 inches when my cock is hard, and there was still about an inch to two inches of sleeve left once I am fully inserted into the toy---so they might want to consider that as you are looking for a good masturbation sleeve. The Naughty Naomi does feel rather life-like once you add lube to the action.
So to recap---pussy good; bullet vibe bad, so so bad.
The bullet vibe that comes with it, I have to ask, who thought that was a good idea? Whoever it was, yeah, they need to be drawn, quartered, and then dragged down the street. Yeah---it is that bad of an idea. If you are going to have a vibe as part of a male sex toy, put some fucking thought into it---because you sure as hell did not do that with the included vibe here. For starters, it should be wireless, and built into the toy itself---not that monstrosity of a fuck up that was included.
Now as for the pussy by itself, it is very good, it feels very good on my cock, and it got me off very well. I am very happy with the results from the pussy. I would say, though, that the sleeve is a little too long for the average sized guy. I am about 6 ½ to 7 inches when my cock is hard, and there was still about an inch to two inches of sleeve left once I am fully inserted into the toy---so they might want to consider that as you are looking for a good masturbation sleeve. The Naughty Naomi does feel rather life-like once you add lube to the action.
So to recap---pussy good; bullet vibe bad, so so bad.
Follow-up commentary
2 months after original review
After having had some more time with this toy and after making some adjustments to the toy myself, I am starting to enjoy this toy a bit more then I did when I first got it. The overall feel of it with the use of quality lube is very good and I can say that it makes my time when I am self-pleasuring much more enjoyable. This toy has a lot of potential with some tweaks to its overall design.
I think that with a wireless built-in vibe and with some changes in the overall size of the sleeve, this toy has a potential to be a man's best friend in the bedroom, or in the shower, or in a private hot-tub. The overall feel of the sleeve is good, it could just be a lot tighter.
I would, if I was able to change my rating, increase it by one star.
I think that with a wireless built-in vibe and with some changes in the overall size of the sleeve, this toy has a potential to be a man's best friend in the bedroom, or in the shower, or in a private hot-tub. The overall feel of the sleeve is good, it could just be a lot tighter.
I would, if I was able to change my rating, increase it by one star.
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Sorry - was sorta turned off by the profanity and wasn't fully sure exactly what all was wrong with it - whether the bullet was too noisy or hard to manage or if you could use it without the bullet, etc.