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$49.99
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Robo suck
I didn't feel anything! The 'action area' of the toy is so small that it just doesn't produce enough stimulation. It was a very tight fit for me, so I feel that a few exceptional men wouldn't be able to use this product.
Pros
Unique design.
Cons
C cell batteries, may not fit thicker men, small stimulated area.
The Robo Suck was a really good idea that Doc Johnson came up with. The design is not as well as the idea though as it does not do grip my penis, it just shakes it. This product did not do anything for me. I think this product is something the world is not ready for.
Pros
Innovative Idea!
Cons
Poor design, too loud, too much lubrication needed.
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Published:March 17, 2012
At first, I wasn't very impressed with the Robo Suck because it didn't seem to do much. Over time, I've come to enjoy it a lot more and have found that it temporarily increases both my length and girth. Although it has yet to propel me into space, it does help to pressurize my liquid fuel tanks so that my payload can be released.
Pros
Overall, the Robo Suck seems to be durable and is good for extended penis play.
Cons
The Robo Suck is LOUD! Rocket engines are quieter. Low-level stimulation.
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Published:January 04, 2011
Price:
$42.99
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Hard man's tool kit
All in all I just can't recommend this product. It is just not worth your money. I try to give reviews that will tell the good and the bad about a product to help you make an informed decision. With this kit it is hard to find the value. I say if you're interested in anything in the kit, buy a decent product in the same category such as a better butt plug or pump and I think you would be happy with one decent product rather than a kit of less than quality, pleasing products.
Pros
nice assortment of sex toys
Cons
cost, cheaply made, not very pleasurable
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Published:July 10, 2012
This kit was fun to experiment with, but not all the parts are good to use. This needs more instructions for safety and use but once you figure it out it is effective. This one isn't good for larger than average guys either. It wasn't stimulating, but was fun to try and did make me bigger while I had the cock ring on.
Pros
Fun to experiment as a couple, made me bigger, girlfriend liked it
Cons
No instructions, lots of lube needed, not stimulating, and the accessories are poor
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Published:July 12, 2010
Price:
$29.99
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John Holmes personal pump
This pump will accommodate any man up to a 3" girth. It is great for use with a partner, the more hands you have the easier it is to use!! For solitary use, however, it is a bit difficult and awkward to use properly and the rubber base seal does not work as designed. This pump is best used as a novelty or gag gift, but we are trying to come up with alternative uses and accessories, so stay tuned for the follow up.....
Pros
Large girth and length.
Easy to clean.
Removable base sleeve.
Cons
Difficult to use.
Piston style pump on top.
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Published:May 18, 2012
We were rather disappointed with this product. We weren't really sure what to expect, but feel that it didn't do anything beneficial whatsoever. It is unlikely we will even bother trying this pump again.
Pros
Simple vacuum release, easy to pump.
Cons
Hard to get a good vacuum, terrible lube, left us very frustrated.
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Published:February 12, 2010
Price:
$27.99
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Fireman's pump
I did have to trim the sleeve a bit to give some room for my member, but that's not a big deal so I will not consider it a con. The only con I can think of is the length of the cylinder. It could be longer. But other than that I was very satisfied with my results and I will use this thing every night until I find one that suits my size. Great pump, guys!
Pros
Sturdy, good quality materials, no breakage, works well
Cons
Cylinder could be two or three inches longer
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Published:April 17, 2012
This is definitely worth the price. For less than $25 you get great increases in circumference, lasting power is extended, and the visuals while using it are rather erotic.
Pros
Adds noticeable circumference
Cons
Wish it were longer
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Published:February 12, 2012
If you are looking for prolonged erections or even a little extra in the length and girth area this is a perfect pump for that. The Fireman's Pump would be great for beginners. You may have to modify the rubber sleeve for it to be more comfortable for you, you can do this by just cutting a little off at a time with scissors. Make sure you try it out between cuts so you don't cut to much off of it.
Pros
Prolonged erections, added penis size.
Cons
The sleeve was a little small.
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Published:July 22, 2010
Increases size tremendously, and gives prolonged arousal, need I say more? sometimes we keep people around for this, but since this toy is less than thirty dollars, I say it's worth having less drama.
Pros
Easy to clean! Great suction!
Cons
Really, it is what it is. It works just fine for me.
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Published:July 30, 2008
I was skeptical at first when I was purchasing a penis pump but the Fireman's Pump has made me a believer. This one works great and isn't a big investment to see just how well it does work. Overall the product is great and I would recommend it to anybody considering purchasing a penis pump.
Pros
1) great price 2) easy to use 3) adds measurable girth 4) so far it's been durable
Cons
The only con I can think of is I wish it would add a little in the length department.
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Published:June 26, 2008
Price:
$36.99
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Remote plunger pump
Overall this pump was a pretty big disappointment to my boyfriend, the main problem with this pump was how easily the the tubing got holes. I would look elsewhere when trying to find the right pump to buy.
Pros
Easy to use
Cons
Tubing gets holes
Size
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Published:April 14, 2012
Hubby and I love this toy to play with sensation and it can really get him from semi-erect to rock hard in just a few seconds. It is a bit awkward to use and we find it works a lot better with two sets of hands. You have to keep a finger over the release-valve in order to form the vaccum, but the pump is almost impossible to use with one hand. And don't let your man hog this, ladies - the suction can work just as well on your nipples and over a shaved labia and exposed clit. Enjoy!
Pros
Good for suction on ALL KINDS of body parts, free lube! Super easy to clean up.
Cons
A bit hard to handle with only one hand, if you get my drift.
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Published:January 20, 2011
The Remote Plunger Pump by Doc Johnson is a standard penis pump perfect for couples use with a well endowed penis. Potential users who aren't large and are expecting solo usage should look elsewhere.
Pros
Solid construction, Strong Suction, Low Price
Cons
Tough to use solo
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Published:December 16, 2010
Price:
$38.99
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Samurai vibrating pump
I don’t mind some work when it comes to fun-time, but the Samurai takes out all of the fun because it requires so much work, and then has no pay out in the end. Being that you get nothing besides a good laugh the price isn’t worth it either. If you plan on buying a pump that actually does what it claims the Samurai isn’t the one.
Pros
The release button actually works!
Cons
No suction, weak vibrations, inflatable tongue doesn't work properly
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Published:March 18, 2012
Unless you can figure out a way to rig some kind of a silicone like actual donut, or some super seal, this is not going to be fun for you. It is not very adaptable to different situations, but perhaps it wasn't meant to be.
Pros
Can't say a lot positive about this pump, sorry. Easily cleaned?
Cons
Uncomfortable, no suction, basic vibe, laughable tongue.
Price:
$27.99
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Nick Manning's masturstroke masturbation kit
The Nick Manning masturstroke masturbation kit is a small set of cock rings, penis pump, lube and penis masturbation sleeve. Though parts of the set were fun, mainly this kit was a let down. I enjoyed the cock rings but the rest was iffy.
Pros
Cice cock rings
Free lube
Cons
Bad pump suction
Too tight
Cheap lube
Not discrete
Very cheap masturbation sleeve
The MasturStroke claims to help you "beat the meat with the best of 'em." Although that is certainly hyperbole, it provides a relatively inexpensive way for beginners to try a penis pump with a few extras. Just be aware that the quality is only so-so.
Pros
Overall, this is an inexpensive “masturbation kit” for beginners wishing to try a penis pump.
Cons
Not particularly effective and rather poor quality.
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Published:August 16, 2010
This kit is a welcome addition to our toybox. the masturbation sleeve is amazing, the pump works good. We're glad we have this kit.
Pros
Good suction from the pump and the masturbation sleeve is amazing.
Cons
No release valve on the pump and the rings were difficult to use.
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Published:December 08, 2008
Price:
$45.99
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Vibrating big man's pump
This big man's pump proved to be fun and entertaining for my partner and myself. If you are above average — and want to try a pump out — then it sucks in a good way.
Pros
Different sized sleeves
Good suction
Cons
Extra girth won’t last long
If you’ve always been thrown off by those thick, vein-y, blood-engorged cocks that every porn star has been sporting these days and are looking to achieve a similar look, then this pump should allow you to come one-step closer to your dream.
However, if you’re looking for a product that will add length and girth on a permanent basis, then walk away.
Don’t view it as a penis lengthener — but more of a kinky roleplaying aid. Those into bondage and S/M will especially find creative uses for it.
Pros
Fits almost all penises really well. 3 different sleeves for a better fit. Comes with vibrator pack.
Cons
Hard to store discreetly. Permanent size increase a myth. Vibrating bullet not very useful.
The "Big Man" is a 12 inch pump that comes with a vibrator shake and a side of three sleeves, (medium, large and extra large), for your added comfort. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $43.99
------Buns are extra! Bring your own lube. Coupons and discounts may apply.------
This pump gives a whole new meaning to having a hot dog and a shake! (Wink,wink!) More satisfying than McDonalds!
Pros
Exterior vibrator packet.
3 sizes of sleeves.
Will fit most men.
Cons
Can reach max pressure too soon.
Can be a noisy one!
Penis removal can be irritating.
My husband and I had a wonderful time playing with the Big Man's Pump. It would be an excellent addition to anyone's collection.
Pros
Fits nicely around big men.
Cons
None.
Price:
$29.99
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Bullfighter pump
Simple to use for that erection you can't get when you just need to fuck. A bit awkward to use, but less awkward than not being able to fuck her. If ED is a serious issue for you, recommend seeing a physician.
Pros
Small, easy to clean, easy to use
Cons
Awkward, might be too small for those with larger penises.
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Published:February 25, 2012
For the money, this is a must buy. It is simple in all aspects and gets the job done. I must say it works well for me and has performed great.
Pros
Simple, durable, storage is easy, cleaning is easy, can travel
Cons
No pressure gauge
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Published:July 07, 2010
Is worth a try. Have to be careful as it doesn't have a vacuum gauge on it. Will work better for some than others. And get a separate cock ring. The one that comes with it isn't very useful.
Pros
Large enough for a little room to grow.
Cons
Haven't seen anything substantial yet.
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Published:December 29, 2008
Price:
$25.99
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Jack off pump
The Jack off pump was bought in hopes of adding something extra to my partner's penis, but I went in purchasing blindly and got the wrong size. It provides decent suction when tested on other areas, but sadly could not be properly tested.
Pros
Affordable, good suction, textured sleeve, and quick release.
Cons
Didn't fit my partner(my fault), results may vary, and jelly sleeve.
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Published:February 14, 2012
Well, this pump does exactly what I would think a pump should do. It creates a seal and vacuum sucks the penis. It seems to be like an easy to operate pump for a beginner with no experience with pumping. I would call it a good place to start.
Pros
easy to operate, quick easy release, good vacuum seal
Cons
jelly material can't be sanitized, inner sleeve feels rubbery
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Published:December 28, 2010
Great sucking power and textured inner sleeve could make this a great introduction to a penis pump. The sleeve is removable to make cleaning easy and there is a release valve if you are in pain. For me it was a disappointment, it will only seal to the body/base of my shaft.
Pros
Good pumping action, comes apart for easy cleaning, no metal parts to rust.
Cons
Seals to body not shaft of penis, inner sleeve is hard to put back in.
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Published:September 06, 2010
Overall this is one of the sexiest looking, most pleasurable penis pumps I've ever used, and you can't beat the price.
Pros
The jelly insert is a god-send. Quick release valve makes masturbating a dream.
Cons
None yet.
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Published:August 03, 2008
Price:
$67.99
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Optimum pistol pump
Want to try a trigger pump and do not know if you will like it better than you r current bulb pump? Do you want an inexpensive pump to fix up and add accessories as you discover them? Are you new to pumps and just want to try one out? This pump is a great bargain for each of those questions and more. At this price, just toss it or part it out to your other pumps if you hate it!
Pros
Trigger pump mechanism.
See through shaft.
Larger diameter.
Cons
Rubber sleeve. Senso inner sleeve.
The strong aroma from them. We replaced them.
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Published:January 22, 2012
This is a cool toy to have, and with a partner, can bring new excitement to your play time, especially if you enjoy a little control in your fun.
Pros
Easy to use pumping grip.
Cons
Very tight seal on the black rubber gasket.
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Published:April 18, 2011
If you want to buy a pump and only want to see what it's all about then sure buy it but I wouldn't expect it to last any longer than 4 months. This was my first pump and it took me a long time to write this because I've had such mixed feelings, since this pump I have been looking to get another one of better quality. I have found a pleasure from the pump, and will continue to use one.
Pros
- cheap - simple for beginners
Cons
- cheap - breaks - bad suction - low quality - unreliable
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Published:February 10, 2009
Price:
$30.99
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Silicone power pump
This pump works acceptably well in producing a full erection quickly and easily. For men of average (or below) size, it makes a great first pump.
Pros
Easy to use, Performs well
Cons
May be too small for some, Requires lube
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Published:January 07, 2012
There are probably better items out there, even in this price range. I will give it a few more rounds and see if there is a mastery that comes with experience like most things. Not sure I would recommend product based on lack of documentation.
Pros
Inexpensive, safe silicone and plastic construction, effective temporary results.
Cons
NO DOCUMENTATION, no pressure gauge, leaky seal around sleeve.
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Published:December 24, 2009
This toy is nothing to incredible but it does suck your dick and it can be fun to stretch your dick to the max.
Pros
Soft silicone liner, sucks hard
Cons
bulb causes hand fatigue
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Published:January 30, 2009
Price:
$51.99
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PowerGrip pump
Although a great design at a great price, an internal flaw in the design keeps the user constantly pumping away on the handle to maintain vacuum pressure. Be advised that you will have to work for your rock hard erection.
Pros
Very affordable with free erection ring
Cons
Constant, slow leak requires constant pumping
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Published:December 02, 2011
Many sex toys come with a disclaimer stating they are designed for use as a novelty item. The PowerGrip Pump is exactly that in our opinion - nothing more than a novelty. Better pumps will set you back more cash but may work much better than this variation. If you really want to try pumping for size gain spend some more money on a better model, practice safe pumping, and be prepared to spend hours bodybuilding. This pump will soon find its way to the trash.
Pros
Size fits all users, ergonomic pump handle, quick and simple vacuum release system.
Cons
Poor vacuum hold, cheap and fragile latex rubber sealing ring.
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Published:November 11, 2010
Price:
$17.99
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Colt silicone sleeve
A perfectly adequate, unimpressive pumping sleeve. It certainly was a step up from the supposed "Universal" sleeve I reviewed a few weeks ago, but ultimately is unimpressive. It's a bit like changing the garden hose - you're not likely to be absolutely stunned by performance, but would know if something were completely backwards.
Pros
It works as described, for the most part.
Cons
The size of the mating cylinder dooms the sleeve to being sucked in and causing air leaks.
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Published:October 15, 2011
Price:
$31.99
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Mighty man trigger pump
My search for the perfect in-shower/bath pump continues, but this pump is a great choice for most. I'm not sold on the need for a gauge, but know from experience that a squeezeball pump is worthless. This pump gets you the ease of a trigger without the frill of a gauge and makes it a great purchase in the price range. Just double check your measurement before ordering ;-)
Pros
Trigger pump (vs ball)
One-way valve for hose disconnect
Best stock sleeve
Cons
No vacuum release without hose attached
Can be a little tight depending on your size.
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Published:October 14, 2011
This is a great affordable pump, great for beginners. This pump would be great for men trying to get harder on the quick, or who are looking for a pump to get larger over time. If you're a beginner looking for a well priced pump, The Mighty Man trigger pump is the right pump for you!
Pros
Low cost, effective, durable
Cons
Takes a long time to see growth results, lacking some critical features
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Published:October 07, 2011
Unlike a lot of overly priced pumps, this pump is very affordable. It will be worth every penny because it performs very well and you will be pleased with the results. Whether you are using it to get an erection, or make yourself harder and larger, you will fall in love with the Mighty Man. If you are looking for the best bang for your buck, this is it!
Pros
This pump has a trigger style pump with great suction. I also really like the quick release valve.
Cons
I really had no major problems with the item. I would only suggest to use lube.
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Published:October 13, 2008
Price:
$30.99
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Colt cylinder
This is, most likely, not the size you are looking for, unless you're: an experienced pumper, John Holmes reborn, or you intend on pumping scrotum and penis at once. Even without directions and a cylinder that is too large, you can still achieve positive results with this device. Just don't buy too one that is too large if you're hoping to help your ED.
Pros
Increased flaccid length; increased orgasmic strength; maybe increased erect size.
Cons
Wrong size makes pumping difficult; silicone sleeve slips; no instructions.
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Published:October 09, 2011
Ladies, if you're squeamish about trying new things, vacuum pumping might take a bit of getting used to. But if you're the type of lady who will honestly try anything, do not pass this opportunity up. And guys--since this toy was built for you, it's definitely a winning choice for the entire package!
Pros
Sturdy, durable, and just the right size!
Cons
Barely-noticeable seam on the bottom of the bottom ring.
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Published:February 01, 2011
Price:
$24.99
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Optimum universal pump sleeve
If a product advertises itself as being Universal, it should be a reasonable approximation thereof - able to meet the needs of most users and most devices. This sleeve would be lucky to fit on a 2.5" cylinder, and would be too large for anyone but the girthiest of men to use. An utter disappointment.
Pros
It has a nice, soft texture.
Cons
Not truly universal - only will work for a very small percentage of men and cylinders.
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Published:October 04, 2011
Price:
$0.00
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So pumped
Pump it up! Great quality pump for smaller to average men. There were a couple of times I was worried about removal and it sounded like a duck was in the bedroom twice. So, average size or smaller, keep the hunting dogs outside and pump away!
Pros
Simple design.
Good quality.
Silicone donut included.
Cons
Too short.
Donut too tight.
Difficult removal.
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Published:September 03, 2011
I will say that I love the feeling of having a thicker cock in my hand after using So Pumped. If you are new to penis pumping and want to experiment, this is a great product at a great price. If you are going to seriously get into pumping or you are worried about knowing your limits, then pay the extra money for a pump with a gauge.
Pros
Easy to use, good design, high quality hand-pump. Very easy clean-up.
Cons
No pressure gauge. Initial "plastic" smell, but it wears off within 2-3 days.
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Published:June 28, 2011
Overall, this penis pump gets the job done! It's effective at creating an erection and provides a very good seal around the penis. Be aware, however, that this pump provides almost no stimulation so if you want more (and what man doesn't?), you'll need to be prepared to take care of business once you're done pumping.
Pros
Simple but effective at what it does. Great for beginners or those wanting to try a penis pump.
Cons
Almost no stimulation. Minimal instructions (insufficient warnings about pumping too much).
Price:
$48.99
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Guardian and its keeper
Personally I don't think the Guardian and its Keeper is worth the money. There are a lot of other ways to make a soft penis hard without spending this kind of money. I'm sure not everybody will have the same results we did, but for the hubby and I we did not like this product at all. I can think of a lot of ways to make him hard without him having to "pump" himself up.
Pros
Not loud, makes penis hard.
Cons
Too much work, penis ring wouldn't stretch, smelled.
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Published:September 02, 2011
Price:
$50.99
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Stroking power pump
I sent my friend Ed this toy in exchange for a review. While I'm too far away to watch or help him review it, it was interesting read his take on the toy and how annoying it was to clean.
Pros
Strong vibe; Inexpensive; Feature-rich
Cons
Extremely difficult to clean; Plastic is too hard/firm; Too short
Rating:
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Published:July 15, 2011
There is no doubt about it - California Exotic's "Stroking Power Pump," endorsed by Dr. Joel Kaplan, is one big pleasure palace for your penis. Although the unit is very large, it will probably not satisfy men who are larger than average, and is not exceptionally intense, it does feel great. Unfortunately, it is nearly impossible to clean and one of the primary features, the multi-speed stroker, broke after several uses.
Pros
Makes my penis feel very happy and temporarily makes it longer with additional girth.
Cons
Impossible to clean and the stroking action broke after a few uses.