SUMMARY:

When I opened the box my first thought was oh my god, aliens have come to perform perverse experiments on me. The Glow in the Dark Extension looks like something from a sci-fi movie with its otherworldly color and circles after ticklers after bumps.

PROS:

This toy really glows brightly. It is pleasantly scented, and the texture is noticeable.

CONS:

Difficult to insert. The extender tip is too flexible for g-spot stimulation. This toy left me with a raw feeling after one session.

REVIEW:

When I opened the box my first thought was oh my god, aliens have come to perform perverse experiments on me. The Glow in the Dark Penis Extension looks like something from a sci-fi movie with its otherworldly color and circles after ticklers after bumps.

I took the extension from the box, and after the initial once-over and a quick soap and water scrub, the shaft super-sizer was already glowing. I ran into the pantry closet to see how bright it was; while I could not quite read the labels, I could make out shapes easily using the glowing member as a primitive ambient flashlight. Now all I needed was a cock.

My partner just had time to shut the door before I stripped his pants down to his ankles and grabbed onto the star of the show, feverishly working it into a suitable state. I turned off the lights and pulled out the extender to a round of laughter from my partner. I told him he could laugh all he wanted but he better put the toy on. He accomplished this easily by first reversing it and then pulling it over his shaft like a too-tight sock. The toy is very stretchy, and no lube was required. The glow in the dark actually helped him line up with my dripping pussy. Insertion was a hands-on affair as the one extension nub was soft and didn't have anything to stabilize it.

We took it slowly at first so I could enjoy each texture, and I encouraged my partner to thrust in and out with the circle-covered shaft brushing my lips. I anticipated the extension being a good g-spot stimulator, and while it definitely had potential as it found the right spot, the silicone was just too squishy to do much good. My partner pulled out all the way a couple times so I could sample the ticklers and bumps on the head, but the difficulty of reinsertion was more hassle than the up-front textures were worth.

Even though the thick silicone shaft wrapper allowed my partner to last longer than normal, I was unable to climax. This toy rubbed me the wrong way, leaving me frustrated and a little irritated. I reluctantly give this toy two out of five stars. I had high hopes, and while I could see where others would enjoy the extra depth provided by the one extension and textures, it just didn't hit my spot so to speak.