One Word Review...CRAP - Two Word Review...MORE CRAP
Junk, garbage, worthless, Waste basket filler. Use as a novelty item to laugh about. Am I allowed to somehow subtract stars? I only put one star because it would not let me leave it empty.
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Pros
It looks like a dick.
Cons
Everything else.
The only way I can think of to describe this worthless piece of junk is CRAP. Other than a door stop I can find absolutely no use for this item. And even as a doorstop I am afraid it would fail there too… Let me explain
First, it is supposed to be an extension… That would be great if you could get your cock to stay in there… It is hard to get into to begin with. If you use a dry cock it wont slide in, if you use a wet cock it wont stay in. In addition, even when you slide your dry cock into this dry rubber, when you begin to blow it up it pushes you back out. Yea that would be fun with a partner. She sits and watches as you slide your cock in and out of a worthless extension. It would be almost the same as her just watching TV while you play with yourself… It begins to blow up from the front to the back it seems. Therefore, as it does it pushes you away from the devices. It does not snug around your cock at all. The one time I did get it in there I was holding my dick at the base and slide the extension on then crabbed the extension and pushed it on very hard. Then I began to blow it up. As I did, the outer skin of the piece of crap began to blow up at the base of the cock first. Who wants a bubble dick bouncing around on the outside of there pussy? It looked like a dick with cancer or something…
Can I say anything good about it? Sure. The vibrator worked. However, who wants an extension lying on the counter vibrating… Sitting there humming and sort of like teasing you when you know that it is of no value at all.
It smells bad, works horrible, and well its crap. When I say its crap, I am probably being mean to real crap… At least it is good for fertilizer…
First, it is supposed to be an extension… That would be great if you could get your cock to stay in there… It is hard to get into to begin with. If you use a dry cock it wont slide in, if you use a wet cock it wont stay in. In addition, even when you slide your dry cock into this dry rubber, when you begin to blow it up it pushes you back out. Yea that would be fun with a partner. She sits and watches as you slide your cock in and out of a worthless extension. It would be almost the same as her just watching TV while you play with yourself… It begins to blow up from the front to the back it seems. Therefore, as it does it pushes you away from the devices. It does not snug around your cock at all. The one time I did get it in there I was holding my dick at the base and slide the extension on then crabbed the extension and pushed it on very hard. Then I began to blow it up. As I did, the outer skin of the piece of crap began to blow up at the base of the cock first. Who wants a bubble dick bouncing around on the outside of there pussy? It looked like a dick with cancer or something…
Can I say anything good about it? Sure. The vibrator worked. However, who wants an extension lying on the counter vibrating… Sitting there humming and sort of like teasing you when you know that it is of no value at all.
It smells bad, works horrible, and well its crap. When I say its crap, I am probably being mean to real crap… At least it is good for fertilizer…
Experience
I put it on, it falls off... I lube it up and put it on and it falls off. I tried to strangle hold it onto my dick and it blew up like a beach ball... and then when I let go... you guessed it... it fell off. Thanks for letting me play with myself and get mad.
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