Ok, first thing first. I'm a big Lanny Barby Fan, so yep a lot of jokes on this on.

Now, my first sex was a pocket pussy|Lanny's pocket pal. It was small and well not that great. It started to tear and I have only had it only a couple of months. I was thinking about it and well I wanted to get another one. I looked around and saw that one of my favorite porn stars had a toy and No reviews... so why not.

I order it and played the waiting game. When it came, I was so happy. I open the box and pulled out the best packaging I have seen yet. It has a great looking box, I open it up and has instructions, you don't need but it's nice to have them. Now, when you open it up, there is a smell. However, it's not a bad smell... it's actually, a good one. Which is weird, I mean... it's a sex toy... when are they suppose to be good. Now keep in mind I'm not smelling it. But I have keep the package, great for storage. All toys should have a package like this.

When I first touch it... well I was shocked. It felt like flesh. Well close to it, I mean not warm like flesh. But it's weird, I mean flesh.. in a toy? I picked it up and it had some weight, I mean a lot of weight. a mean you feel it when you hold it. Which is good and bad. It feels amazing and nice to have some weigh behind it. However, well I was watching and then it came off the shaft and back down. OUCH.

I got my lube out (with this I don't think you can go wrong but I just own water for my silicon lube ones.) I stuck it in and wow. I mean wow. It's feels amazing, the ripples just feel amazing. It's great to have the weight to it. It is easier to play with since you got something to grip and hold on too. But it can be dangerous like I said ealier. It does not, does not feel like the real thing. But hell, I was sure moaning Lanny in the middle of night. Sure nice to at least play with a model of Lanny. I was having such a great time with this toy, I was trying new positions with it. I was going nuts and just loving Lanny Barby even more.

Clean up is a breeze. Some hot water, soap and toy cleaner and you are set. Either hand dry it or air dry. I was shacking it to dry it and well it sounded like flesh hitting flesh with the toy hitting my hand. I do not recommending sharing this toy unless you got a condom. But this is the kind of toy that is a personal thing. The color already started to fade which, I mean not even a week old but not the biggest thing but well. The other great thing, you don't have to do prep work to great ready like anal and easy to clean.

So if you are a guy and looking for a great toy that will provide some fun. Buy Lanny haha, and yes I did watch some of her porn while using it haha.

I first got this toy, I lubed up and started to use it and I just was in awww. The feeling of the ripples and the wait. I just went nuts and played around with it. I find I like the heart upside down so something is hitting my nuts. I had double orgasm and just out of breath. I got up and cleaned it in three minutes or so and went to bed. Best way to end the night.