My husband and I decided that it would be a good idea to try and find some different types of toys that we would be interested in. After some searching on the site, we decided on the Purple UR3 Ass Palm Pal because it is an inexpensive, male, handheld masturbator sleeve that we felt could add a little more magic to the moment. I thought it would be ideal because it would be exciting to be able to stroke my husband off while he can still play around how ever he likes. It's fun too because it gives the users some options. For example, if you're home alone and get the quickie urge you can grab it plus some lube and use away. It can also be used with your significant other. Give them a turn and let them show you what they got but don't forget it's fun to share, so why not try it together?

The Ass Palm Pal is made out of a material called UR3 which is designed to feel like flesh. It is soft and squishy but lacks the firmness that would come with a jelly toy. It is a non phthalate toy but is porous. I would recommend using a condom with this toy because it can not be fully sanitized.
The smell of this toy is absolutely disgusting. It is a combination of a powder and a vanilla mixed together. I find the smell completely repulsive and won't even have it out with me while I write this review. It's that bad! The smell seems to be coming from whatever powder was used to store the toy in the package. I did wash it twice but the smell just seems to linger.

It is 5" in length and starts at a 2" diameter that tapers in and becomes smaller, similar to the shape of a penis. With the help of lubrication, it is designed to have the penis inserted into the end that resembles a real bum hole (that's the 5" side!) This hole is only about 2mm long and is so small when not stretched that only the tip of a pen can be put in it. The Palm Pal is made to be tight around the penis, but I think that maybe it was taken a little too far. It's so tight that my husband and I couldn't ever really get the toy working even with assistance from a bottle of lube. Even though it is very bendable and flexible we just couldn't ever get it to open up enough to put his penis inside of it. When we took it out of the package I immediately grabbed it and put one finger in each hole at either end. I found it hilarious that the more I tried to pull my fingers out the more it grabbed hold of me. My husband refers to it as the Chinese finger trap only he doesn't know it was made in America. It is not very discreet looking but is small enough to travel with. I wouldn't recommend this because all your clothes in your bags with this toy are going to smell like it, even if it's wrapped up or in a plastic bag.

The performance of this product was completely hindered by it's design to replicate a tight ass. The hole for insertion is so small that even the flexibility of the toy doesn't allow it to open enough to insert a decent size penis. Even the fleshy realistic feel and my favorite color purple can't make up for the poor performance. This was such a disappointment because we both had been looking forward to trying it out together.

This toy can be difficult to care for since it is porous. I recommend cleaning it before and after use. I wash it with warm water and soap. It's extremely important to make sure that you clean the inside really well and that it is completely dried before storing. It is recommended on the directions that you put talcum powder on it, but I think that corn starch works better before you store it in a cool dark place. If left in the sun you will start to see some discoloration.

This comes in a non-discreet green box that says "UR3 Masturbator Ass Palm Pal Collection." The box's writing is in all purple to match the picture of the not-so-realistic looking toy. Inside the box is a plastic bag that contains the toy and directions. The directions are easy to read and understand and also can be used for The Realistics, also made by Doc Johnson. I saved my box so that I can store my toy in a plastic zip lock inside it and then place it in a dresser drawer. I also saved my directions because there are also directions on how to properly fix it if it becomes broken or torn.

My husband and I really liked the idea of this toy because we could both use it together. Even though the smell of the toy was repulsive we tried it anyways. I initially thought that it was a good thing that it was tight, but didn't think it wouldn't fit at all.