The Jessie Andrews The All American Girl by Doc Johnson is a realistic looking masturbatory aid for men. An alright entry into the field, the Jessie Andrews should work for most men (though some may prefer a toy with a more realistic "tunnel). It offers some pretty intense shaft and head stimulation and those that prefer things on soft-ish end of the scale may want to to steer clear of this. It is a wonderful toy when you need to rub one out in a hurry, but can be overwhelming.

It can be used by couples, in group situations, or solo; though if you do decide to share it between partners use a condom and a lot of lube (unless, of course, you are in a fluid bonded relationship with said partner/partners).

This mock-lady is made of UR3.0 which ranks in on the Eden Safety Scale at 2 (product page states TPE, which is false). It is soft, but still firm enough that it doesn't just flop around (which is a plus to me). The material has a light plastic-y smell and I rinsed it before tasting. The smell didn't go away after a rinse, but there is no taste at all with this particular toy (though in a spot where I didn't rinse well it still had some kind of powder on it, and the powder tasted horrid). Be careful here as this is a very porous material and cannot be sterilized.

Overall, the material is wonderful. It does feature a pretty realistic looking set of pussy lips (though I can't vouch for whether or not they actually look like Ms. Andrew's pussy).





I feel like making something out of a material that is pretty realistic and then filling the vaginal "tunnel" with bumps is counterproductive. In my humble opinion a completely smooth tunnel would have felt better.


It is pretty much the same basic noduled tunnel as most of Doc Johnson's various masturbator/blowjob aid toys. It could have been improved (or completely skipped here).

The texture isn't something I would personally think of as a good start for anyone, though I could be wrong. I am leaning towards calling this a toy for virginal male anatomy users though, as this texture is laughably unrealistic. Different strokes I suppose.

As far as masturbators go, this is one of the best I've seen in the soft-bodied handheld field of offerings. It is a little bit larger than most of the ones I have tried, but it is perfect as far as size.



The thumb grooves towards the top are an amazing aid for gripping it, especially when your hands are covered in lube. It features one thumb groove on both sides, so it does feel comfortable in either hand.

I'm not a particularly girthy man, though some toys do present a little issue with stretchiness for the thicker among us, so I did lube up my widest dildo and ram it in to see how far it would stretch.




It took it all. I used the Fetish Fantasy Elite 9" and it is 2" thick at it's widest point, which you can see in the picture slid right into place (the product page states it can only handle 1.5 inches). All cock possessing toy users should find that it will take it all, even if you do poke out of the far end of the tunnel.

The total length of the masturbator is just a smidge under 5.5 inches as listed on the product page, but I couldn't accurately measure the length of the tunnel. I love the size and the weight in hand is perfect. It isn't a discreet toy at all, as the entrance end of the toy is very realistic looking. I wouldn't personally choose this for a travel toy.

This toy is exceptionally easy to care for. You can lube it with your choice of water based lube and pound away to orgasmic oblivion. Clean up is a breeze, as all you have to do is run some warm soapy water through it, and I even soap my finger up and finger-bang it until I have a nice lather and then rinse that all away too.

For storage, I just toss mine on the nightstand, but you could also store it in your dresser, under the bed, in a coat or purse in the closet. She does collect some lint and dust, so a rinse with water before use wouldn't be a bad idea (thought it certainly won't hurt to skip it).

The Jessie Andrews All American Girl masturbator comes in a paperboard box that clearly features a picture of Ms. Jessie Andrews leaned over seductively and also clearly states on the box that is a masturbator. Upon opening the box, you will find the toy itself inside a plastic bag.

All of the packaging is recyclable or trashable, as you more than likely won't find a good use for either the box or the plastic bag. My toy didn't come with any instructions, but I don't feel that instructions are necessary for something like this.

I pulled it out of the box, and lubed it up with my own proprietary blend of water based lubes and got to work. It felt wonderful at first, but I quickly grew annoyed with the texture. Before much time had passed, I felt as though some failure of an alien species was trying to rip a big load from my body. I continued in the name of science, and things only got worse. As the lube thinned while warming up the texture just felt rougher and rougher, and I finally blew my load (which was more than normal) but it just didn't feel very satisfying. I ended up cleaning it and tossing it on the nightstand for another later use just to make sure.


Round Two: No fuckery with the lubes this time, I chose Maximus. A pump in the opening and a pump on the head of my cock and it was time to get to work again. While it did feel better with a thicker lube, it still isn't my toy of choice (though I do wonder if using this repeatedly will make me last longer).