My favorite quality of Jessica the 3 hole love doll was the box. She was quite hilarious describing her luscious and full lips, with her large breasts and ready vagina and anus. Not to mention her long flowing cornsilk hair that you can run your fingers through. Oh the laughs I had. But this box is best wrapped if you are giving it as a gift, she could be a bit too graphic for viewers to see at the party. Especially if grandma is there.


The box was very descriptive and showing a photo for comparison of the said "Jessica" and her beautiful loving body.


Her perky C cup breasts, her tight and willing pussy and anus, her long flowing cornsilk hair, and her pouty lips that are ready to please any and all fantasies you have. She will not say no, she will always take it every way you give it to her, and she will do any degrading position you wish! All without nagging you to take out the trash, do the dishes or bore you with her latest gossip! Did I mention she also will never ask for money and will never get in your way of fun with the guys? YES, all of this could be your for the low low price of $40.99!

The best part of the whole thing is the description from Edens page, which is also printed on the side of the box.

"Now that's a type of girl every man dreams of. Jessica is always eager for your cock. The only problem with her is to decide whether to ram her into the butt, take a blowjob or get down to classical vaginal action. And if you are a big guy, don't worry – she can take up to 250lbs on her."

Upon opening the box, you find a hideous shell of a bag. Face looking up with a blank stare and mouth agape, in what was described as a "ready and willing" pout. Pulling the stinking plastic corpse from the box you find the inflation site, just like any pool toy would have, located on her foot.

18min later: you have a "life size" inflated woman. If by life size they mean, 4foot tall (and she's on her toes) to the top of her head, waist of 12 inches round and no fingers or toes.

The smell alone is atrocious. It is a plastic-chemical smell that lingers for what I can only assume is the lifetime of the doll.

While I lack the equipment to properly "try out" this lovely being of plastic, I am glad. The pouty mouth of this beast has a hard lining that could cut your most private parts, if inserted. Her "taught and waiting pussy and anus" are the same, lined with a hard strip of plastic around the edges.

Her hair is only a small line across her forehead, in a yellow short crop, nothing like the flowing mane of beauty the box promised.

And last but not least, her breasts were stated to be a lovely C cup that are firm and passionately proportional. However, they too are a hard plastic that are more in a size A.

Poor Jessica. The love doll that couldn't love.
A few short weeks after her arrival, Jessica left in a large gust of wind. She didn't even give me a forwarding address, let alone a warning. I would like to think she is out there somewhere, bringing joy to someones life. Perhaps she cleaned up her act and is now modeling clothing, or even saving lives as a flotation device.

Either way, Jessica was a cheap trick that never preformed.