I, like most of my other male friends, enjoy games. So when games are combined with masturbation it should definitely be a win, win situation. Nurse Nicci is a realistic cyber skin pussy that plugs into the USB port on the computer. The idea is to play a game, get Nicci turned on, and then fuck her senseless. Sounds fun, right?

I was ready to play with Nurse Nicci as soon as I washed the cyberskin with warm water and soap (or toy cleaner) and dusted her with some corn starch. Cyberskin should only ever be used with water based lubricant. And as cyberskin is very porous, it should never be shared. Wearing a condom, even if you’re not sharing, is a good idea as it will help prolong the life of the material.

With Nicci cleaned and lube, the disc went into the computer. You start off by seeing a variety of games to choose from, only one is free. The other games started at $7.95 and then went up. With the free game selected, you walk into a building and Nicci appears on the screen. You “tricked” Nurse Nicci into coming to give you your meds, but have different motives. You take Nicci’s clothes off, use the mouse to fondle her breasts, and then you must get Nicci turned on before you get to fuck her.

This all would have been fun, except Nicci’s boobs somehow float around the screen, off of her body. Once her boobs fixed back to her chest, her vagina suddenly moved to her boobs, and then down to her knees. It’s quite bizarre. Determined to get off, I began using the mouse to rub Nicci’s pussy on the screen, chasing it in its various anatomically incorrect locations. 30 minutes later and Nicci still wasn’t warmed up. After an hour, I gave up.

There are a lot of errors in the programming. Nicci had body parts float away at random, and despite my best efforts, I cannot get the game to progress past feeling Nicci up. I never got to see what it would be like like, had I been able to thrust into the pussy and watch Nicci come.

If one was really, really adventurous, you could theoretically use the hose and suck the hose yourself, thus providing yourself with a simulated blow job. Thrusting is okay as long as you’re careful to not thrust the head of your penis into the hard plastic piece in the back of Nicci’s approximately 5” long vagina. As the game doesn’t actually allow one to get this far, the plastic piece can easily be slipped out, leaving you with an open ended sleeve. The vagina is tight, but entirely smooth.