I have been waiting months and months to be able to get Crystal's Salsa Shaker. Just by the picture alone, it had looked like something that would be a lot of fun. Needless to say, some things really do look better far away then in person.

Crystal's Salsa Shaker would have been a great masturbator if it were not for a few things. First off when I pulled it out of the box, the first thing that I had noticed was the size. Crystal's Salsa Shaker is for standard average sized men. Anything six inches and below this product would be great if you had a lot and I mean a lot of lube. The size of the hole is very small. By very small I mean its just big enough to put the tip of a pen into.

Crystal's Salsa Shaker does come with a vibrating egg which is the whole reason of why I was very interested in this product. The vibrating egg had multiple speeds on it which also is a great thing. What had really got to me was that when you put the egg in, and if you are over six inches, the head of your cock would keep pushing out the egg. So yes, it was very frustrating. Eventually it had gotten to the point where I just gave up with the egg, and used Crystal's Salsa Shaker without the vibrating egg.

Crystal's salsa shaker is the same soft, realistic stuff that a lot of toys are made out of, but it just was not as supple as others, which I didn’t like. I tried to stretch the material by warming it up in hot water, but that didn't work too much. It is ribbed inside which is always a plus in my book, but the ribs are fine, so the toy doesn’t give much sensation where a larger ribs would provide more stimulation to the penis.

I had tried this for a few more weeks in hope that the hole would stretch, but to much displeasure it didn't. I really wanted this one to work. Even though I am ten inches and thick, this is something that I had high hopes for.