Not an imitation blow job simulator

I've been on the hunt for a good blow job imitator and have yet to find one, but I think my main problem was thinking that this device was one. The Aria Cock Please is more like a cock teaser - meant for pre-masturbation or play, not for the actual fireworks. It may be fun for beginners who have not experienced more expensive and better made toys. Great bachelor present or present from a girlfriend who wants something she knows will never come close to replacing her.
Published:
Pros
Fun.
Unique design.
No outlet required.
Cons
Tedious clean up.
Not enough power.
No suction.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review

Use

The best use for this is laying on your back and holding the device, it has to be handheld. I've tried putting it in between two pillows and it just doesn't work well. This probably will not work for really big guys, the tongue was struggling to make it around me and I'm average. The toy is a good pre-masturbation device, but it is not powerful enough to get off on alone. Couple play maybe, For the girl who doesn't like giving oral sex.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

The material is very smooth. You should keep it powdered with corn starch to keep that soft skin feeling. If you use it dry after wetting it you will be sorry (rug burn). The tongue is distracting, it's covered in the soft silicone material, but you can feel the hard platform underneath. The texture is for everyone, both advanced and beginner and it definitely adds to the stimulation. The texture on the outside is the same inside.
    • No odor
    • Smooth
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

This is a good size for the average user, maybe even small users as well. The design is off-putting. I don't like the mouth design on Fleshlights, I do not like it here. It is really noisy. Say goodbye to jacking off secretly in a dorm room. You have to use a generous amount of lube, and even when you do the tongue isn't guaranteed to make it all the way around you. The toy is a decent size, easy to hide, but not discreet whatsoever. It's obvious what you were up to if your roommate sees this device.

Care and Maintenance

The reason I wouldn't recommend this (besides the performance letdowns) is clean up. There is no removable part for clean up so you have to take the whole thing to the sink and clean it out. The mouth does not fit your entire penis, so if you're a messy one I have a feeling your man juice will spill out as you're using it. Definitely stock up on the corn starch if this toy is on your wishlist, you'll get that dry rubber friction if you don't reapply after every use.
Follow-up commentary
The motor that controls the tongue breaks easily. Be careful with it unless you want a kinky looking paper weight.
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  • Contributor: Fawkes
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Zombirella
    I see a wire, is it vibrating as well? What are the vibrations like?
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    Thanks for the review!!
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    Nice review, thanks.
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    doesn't sound too good
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    great and super detailed review! thanks
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    Great review, thanks for the info. Yes cornstarch is important for these kind of products
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    Definety need to try this one dayl
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    Thank you!
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