Nick Hawk wasn't at my service at all, with one love passage in the rear I believe that this is best used for man or woman who enjoys giving anal pleasure. I wouldn't really say that it is handheld nor freestanding, you could lay it on the bed or push it against a wall to penetrate him. The area of the body that Nick will best stimulate would be the penis on a male bodied person or a dildo if you penetrate that way.


I think Nick would be at your service if you are into giving your partner anal. Best situation for use would be alone or with a partner in a room on the bed for best performance so you aren't puncturing your date. We don't want to deflate our date now do we?!

Nick would also make for a great gag gift if you are one for playing jokes on your friends.

I would say that Nick could be considered travel friendly if you deflated him and folded him up. If you were to travel with him I would say stick him in a Ziplock Bag or wrap him in a pillow case to be more discreet with him. I am sure if TSA or any other security people found him they would know what he was for if they unfolded him. I don't recommend traveling with him while blown up unless you want some awkward stares from passer byers.

Nick is NOT a flotation device but you could toss him in the pool and make him the life of your next pool party.

Nick is made out of PVC, which is a water resistant material that offers a long life cycle and takes very little maintenance. The material had a major plastic smell to it like a beach ball or a pool float; that is the easiest way for me to explain it. For the most part the texture is pretty smooth minus the rough seams on the body. I didn't feel any type of texture that would increase or help with stimulation.

PVC has a rating of a 2 on the Eden Safety Scale, meaning that it is a porous material. If you are going to be sharing Nick with another partner or adding him into a threesome or something I would wrap your rod.

Once you blow up your date via the valve in his back, he seems pretty solid for the most part, not to squishy yet not all that firm.


Beginners and advanced users alike could get use out of this.

Nick is about 6 feet tall when fully blown up, he has hands, feet and a dong that is 8.5 inches long. There is no way that the dong can be used for penetration as it's not solid and is pretty squishy. Nick's skin tone is ivory with tattoos all over. The "ink" is done all in black, his artwork covers a great amount of his body.

If you need to hide Nick in a hurry you could shove him in the closet if he was inflated. While deflated there wouldn't be an issue with hiding Nick, you could hide him in a drawer, under the bed, in your toy chest or closet. I wouldn't really say that he was discreet especially if he was inflated, your friends would know what you do with him or have an idea since his penis is hard to hide and he is nude.

Nick has a "life like face" that I find quite creepy. I am not sure if his face would be a turn on, it looks like someone just stuck a picture on the head of a body.

There aren't really any functions to Nick he has no motor, doesn't vibrate or any of that. Nick has one "love passage" in the back where his butt would be. When you get Nick there is a piece of PVC over the anal entrance that you will have to remove, I was worried about tearing him so be careful when removing that piece.

Since there really isn't any type of texture I would not think he would be very stimulating.

As with other items made out of PVC like pool floats Nick is waterproof, just make sure that his valve where you blow him up is secure so water doesn't get inside.

Nick is a low maintenance man if you don't use lube or cum inside his anal cavity. You can toss him in the shower to give him a scrub down with antibacterial soap and warm water. You could also use an antibacterial toy cleaner to clean up Nick after your session. Remember though since Nick is made of PVC he can't be sterilized so you can't put him in boiling water or the dishwasher, I am sure he would melt.


Storing Nick is simple if you don't plan to use him a lot you can deflate him after he is clean and dry, you can fold him up and place him in a Ziplock bag or some other storage pouch. I simply folded Nick up and shoved him back in his box.


If you need to use a lube with Nick you should use a water based lube or a silicone lube.

The packaging is pretty simple, it comes in a thin cardboard box with a picture of Nick on it. There were no type of instructions or user manual. I wouldn't gift Nick in the box he comes in unless you were doing it as a gag gift deal as the box isn't discreet at all. Once you pull Nick out of the box he is wrapped in a plastic bag as well. I tossed the plastic wrap since it tore and wasn't good for anything anymore.

I would say that the box isn't all that great for storage either as it can easily rip.

Personal thoughts on Nick, I think it would have been great if it was something a woman could actually use to simulate having sex with a man. Instead I was left with a doll that could really only be used by a man or woman who enjoyed giving anal to their partner. I didn't get to have an actual experience with Nick aside from blowing him up and figuring out that he was no use to me.

I do think since his penis can't really be used that it would be funny to have the valve to blow him up, located on his penis so you could give him a blow job before penetrating him.