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More A Pro Than A Tease

It is a masturbator that does what it says. It is priced right, for those on a budget. Its overall failure to me was that it couldn't come close to the real thing. It was up there, but honestly, nothing can replace the real thing. If it is used properly, it gets the job done. Read my review and you won't have any problems!
Published:
Pros
The Tease fulfilled the testing that I have done on it.
Does feel good, damn good!
Cons
No instructions may lead to problems for some.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

Let me start off by saying this is my first review on a masturbator. I requested this particular one because I wanted a challenge. Onward to the review:

This particular toy is a hand held masturbator by Cal Exotics. It is in the line called Shane's World Strokers-College Tease. It comes in blue, pink and yellow. I chose the blue one for this review. It, of coarse, is for the single pleasure of a male (in my case, my wife was involved). The head of the toy is in the shape of a woman's vagina. The small opening in the shell is 1/8 inch diameter circle. Beyond that, the inner sleeve has an opening of 3/4 of an inch. The color is the inner sleeve.

My way of testing this toy was a two fold process. I tested the product for its claims, using various objects of different size to see if it held up to what it stated. Before that, I had to give it the real workout. I will discuss the testing more in the shape, design, size and fit section.

My personal experience with this product is that it works as intended. I started out washing the toy with warm, soapy water on arrival. You have to have an erection if you intend on using it. I also applied lube to the toy itself, and not on me. This was to take into consideration the small entry and the lube would have been pushed off of my little guy. It was a little hard to get the little guy in, but after that, it felt absolutely wonderful. I did keep in mind the length of the toy, and used it appropriately.

I believe that this toy would be great for use by any man, keeping in mind the maximum stretch and, of course, the length of the sleeve (if used appropriately, no problem).

I would also recommend that Eden stocks and sells this product. I know Cal Exotics recommends $11.99 for the price, and it would be well worth that, and more, for the man who wants to take charge when he wants to.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples play
    • Solo man
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bed
    • Chair
    • Standing
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Relief without your partner

Material / Texture

When this product first arrived, my wife and I noticed no real hefty smell to it. Just a slight rubbery smell. That was if you actually sniffed it. From a couple of inches away, there was no smell. The toy moves like jell-o when handled. It's soft to the touch and does not have a sticky feel to it. It is surprisingly light in weight, compared to its size. It is also pliant to the touch.

This product is made from TPE. It has high fatigue resistance and is extremely impact resistant. It is, however, more porous than silicone and cannot be boiled to sanitize. Wear a condom if you share, but my advice is don't share!

There are two different parts of this toy. The outer is clear and shows the usual molding imperfections on its surface. The second is the inner sleeve. This is where the color of the masturbator comes from. The inner sleeve tapers, with the larger end being the entrance and the narrower end being the end part. It has ribs on the sleeve, about every 1/4 inch. These ribs provide a two fold function. They add stimulation to the penis and they provide a spot for the lubricant to stay, without being pushed out.

I really believe this toy to be for beginners and advanced alike, dependent on size, which I address next.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

OK, let's talk about the testing. The claim Cal Exotics placed on this masturbator is that it has a depth of 4 3/4 inches and a maximum insertable diameter size of 2 inches (girth). My testing, besides my own body, involved 1 1/2, 1 3/4, and 2 inch diameters. The first two, using lube applied to the inner sleeve, had no problem. Surprisingly, for as much stretch that occurred and using a completely smooth plastic, once inserted, they stayed in place. Movement back and forth inside the sleeve was smooth and non-forceful. The 2 inch also entered without much trouble, but I could tell this was the max stretch this thing could give. The 2 inch diameter plastic did not want to remain in the sleeve, though. Also, at this point, a small tear occurred at the entrance. The tear was in the outer shell and not the inner sleeve. It will not affect the use, longevity or the care of the sleeve. I was amazed that this thing actually passed the testing. On first seeing this product, I could have sworn that there was no way.

Anyway, the ribbing on the inner sleeve felt great on my penis. It also provided a continual and a proper amount of lubrication. Yes, the sleeve is much tighter than a real female, but in no way did it hurt or become uncomfortable. I also found it much better to hold the opening part of the outer shell, rather than the tube portion. It provided better handling control as far as depth was concerned. There was no need for extra squeeze, as the masturbator did it for me.

This toy is in no way discreet. Its size and shape will draw attention to it right away. It also has the disadvantage of silicone: everything is attracted to it. This is a plus for the zip-lock bag manufacturer, though.

Another thing I wanted to touch on is the product's physical size. Eden lists it as 5 1/4 inches long. That is incorrect. It is a straight 5 inches long. The head measures 2 inches by 2 1/2 inches, 2 3/4 inches diagonal. The head is an irregular shape. The tube is 1 1/2 inches in diameter. The inner tube is 3/4 inch at the opening and tapers to 1/2 inch at the end. The ribbing on the inner sleeve is 1/4 inch apart, front to back.
    • Any man
    • May be too tight for some(close to or larger than 2 inch diameter)

Care and Maintenance

Care and maintenance of this masturbator is quite simple. This product is made from TPE, so wash it in warm water with soap, or use a toy cleaner. Do Not Boil this product! It cannot be completely disinfected, so wear a condom if you share. My personal advice is not to share. Be safe!

TPE can be used with water based or silicone based lubricants. I prefer the water based as it is simpler to clean. Remember, lube the inner sleeve of the masturbator. I found it unnecessary to apply lube to myself. If you do it the other way around, you are assured to have problems. Also, if you order this product, wash in warm water and soap before use.

I store mine in a zip-lock bag after it is thoroughly dry. I then put it back into the original box. The bag prevents fur from developing due to dust, lint and hair.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The box is 4 inches wide by 2 inches deep by 6 1/2 inches tall. It pictures a model holding onto her panties on front and back (The model's panty color corresponds with the color choice of the College Tease masturbator). It also shows the picture of the masturbator. It gives two product slogans- "Soft n' Tight, She'll Go All Night" and "She'll tease and please like no other on campus!" It gives the dimensions of 5"x 2.75". It also states that it is TRE material and is made in China. In big red letters it says "SHANE'S WORLD" and says in white against a blue spiked background "College Tease." The box has an upper flap with a hole for hanging.

It comes with no directions, but then again, it's pretty self explanatory. How to apply the lube is the biggest issue. The box is good for storing the masturbator, although I recommend a zip-lock bag. It is not discreet, but it is easy to hide in the bedroom drawers.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

I loved the research and testing of this particular product. I have to say Cal Exotics pulled this one off. My biggest recommendation to them would be instructions on use. I would suppose this product or similar ones would have a high failure rate due to people putting lube on the penis and not in the sleeve itself.

I have to say the product's dimensions are similar to many other types of masturbators. These were intended to have and keep the head inside, not go out the back door. Although I did this in the testing, it did not hurt and wasn't uncomfortable, and it went right back in.

Although I enjoyed this product, it is no substitute for my wife. I don't think there is a product made that can replace the real thing. But that is my opinion, and I do concede, emotions have a great deal to do with it!

And now some accusations from my wife (for the record, One is innocent until proven guilty. Yes, it is going to look bad- no items were seriously harmed during testing):

Experience

Honestly, I have never seen someone so obsessed with testing a product or the amount of research to make sure things were correct. When this first arrived, I had to be the one that opened it first to see what it was all about.

I agree with my husband that it needs to be washed really well. I only had to handle it for a few minutes before a slick residue could be felt on my hands. I did not notice any smell when I took the College Tease masturbator out of its plastic bag.

I got to witness the poor masturbator be subjected to all kinds of things being inserted, including my spice bottles from MY kitchen! I drew the line at using one of the baby's 4 ounce juice bottles!

Trust me, this thing was abused! Yet, it only suffered a slight tear at the entrance point of the masturbator. I had very little to do with any use, and I am innocent of any abuse taken on this poor thing.

One thing that I have noticed is that after inserting various items, the blue tube did expand some. I would almost think that because of this, it is possible that the more use the product has, the better the experience with it becomes.

We did use a water based lubricant, so cleaning the blue inner tube was easy. For those that choose different lubes not easily removed with just water and soap, you could use your favorite toy cleaner and attempt to pour it through. I am thinking that inserting your finger at each end should be easy enough to make sure it is clean.

Overall, I was surprised at the outcome of the College Tease and surprised that he actually ended up liking it.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Vaccinium
    Great review. You really tried to use the baby's juice bottle bottle? Seriously?
  • Contributor: markeagleone
    Almost, my wife wouldn't let me. Everything that looked 2" and round was up for grabs by me to test.
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  • Contributor: BadassFatass
    Great review!
  • Contributor: Adam02viper
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Tidwtrguy
    Great review. Too bad they are all out of stock right now but hopefully more will be available soon.
  • Contributor: Drifter86
    Thanks

  • Contributor: Drifter86
    Thanks

  • Contributor: Kdlips
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Mastervivid
    I just bought this can't wait for it to come in. Great review made me decide to buy it
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