Missionary Impossible

Honestly, I think you could do better with another masturbator. Some might buy this for the novelty of it, or to pretend they have a real girl. I could see more people purchasing this as a gag gift to play a joke on their friends. Or possibly fraternities using it as a form of hazing material. For those looking to get an item to orgasm with, you are likely to be disappointed.
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Pros
*Looks like a woman
Cons
*Orifices can cut you if you aren't careful
*Hard to reach the vaginal opening
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

Honestly, some might be able to reach orgasm with this. But I think it could work better as a gag gift than anything else. You have to keep hold on it, obviously. It really only stimulates the penis, although if you can get into it mentally, I suppose the breasts could stimulate your mind. A little.
    • Tub/shower/pool

Material / Texture

This is a PVC material. It has a mild plastic smell to it, but it's not really that disagreeable. The material is largely smooth. It offers a bit of stimulation, but not a whole lot in the long run. The orifices can be soft, but the body itself can be firm or plushy depending on how much air you put into it.
    • Light odor
    • Smooth

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The design of the mouth and anus are okay. The vagina's positioning makes it largely useless. You might be able to get into it while in missionary. But most other positions require a lot of deflating to get around the legs. (Which is never a problem with a real woman!) The mouth and anus are much easier to use.

It is around 5'' in height when blown up, which might appeal to some guys.

Care and Maintenance

This one requires a bit more area to store. No matter how much you deflate it, I found that I had trouble getting it back into its own box. Being PVC, you can use silicone or water-based lubricants. Cleaning it is as simple as running water over to rinse off any sweat you might get on it. For the holes, you can use warm water to rinse out any fluids. Then use a toy cleaner or mild soap to wash it out inside.
    • Easy to clean
    • Somewhat difficult to store

Personal comments

Honestly, I tried my best using this doll. Using the mouth was sort of okay, but I needed to stand up and have it "kneel" in order to make this work. I could not manage to penetrate the vaginal opening without deflating it to the point that it was largely non-stimulating. When blown up, the anal opening does work about as well as the mouth. So two out of three holes being usable isn't that big loss.

I found that the rings around the orifices were a bit sharper than they should have been. Given the cost of this toy, you'd think they could have rigged something soft and plush around each opening to caress you, rather than slice against you.

My overall opinion on this toy is that, for the cost, there are way better masturbators out there. This one is really only useful if you really need to mentally trick yourself that you are with a real woman.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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