Miracle Pump™ sex toy review
So if you are looking for something to help you get an erection, and maybe over a period of years add some girth to your penis, this is a great product. If you're planning on placing your six to seven inch dick inside this tube and turning it into something that would embarrass a horse, forget it.
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If you read what the promotional material says, and expect exactly that from the use of this product, you will get a great product. If you're expecting a miracle of another sort in this box, you will be greatly disappointed. Let me elaborate.
The Miracle Pump claims to help you obtain a hard erection. In fact, it is called a Penis Pump. On the side of the box one of the warnings says; apply the minimum amount of vacuum pressure necessary to achieve an erection. So if you are looking for something to help you get an erection, and maybe over a period of years add some girth to your penis, this is a great product. If you're planning on placing your six to seven inch dick inside this tube and turning it into something that would embarrass a horse, forget it.
Be sure and use a lot of lubrication. Not only do you need that for the ease of any discomfort sliding yourself into this pump, but you also need it to help provide the seal needed to maintain the suction. Put the lubricant not only on yourself, but also on the base of the rubber sleeve. Otherwise, it is possible to lose vacuum and not get your desired results. Another thing you should be aware of if you have never used an erection pump is that the addition to your manhood seems to be short lived. So if you're planning on walking in a parade to show off the new you, you had better walk fast, or just forget it.
One other thing you should know is that the suction on your penis does make the head of your penis very tender. So, remember the lubricant I told you to use earlier? Well keep it handy for anything you're planning to do with this hardened tool later.
Again I want to say, there is absolutely no false advertising anywhere about this product. It never makes any claims with which it does not follow through. The pistol grip is easy to use. The removable sleeve is comfortable. The entire unit is easy to clean and take care of. And it does exactly what it claims to do. It pumps up your erection. And if that is what you desire, this is an excellent product that is well made and worth the value.
If you're expecting anything else, it is really your own fault. California Exotic and Eden Fantasys never mislead you in promoting this product. It's the fantasies that run in your brain that may cause you to be disappointed.
The Miracle Pump claims to help you obtain a hard erection. In fact, it is called a Penis Pump. On the side of the box one of the warnings says; apply the minimum amount of vacuum pressure necessary to achieve an erection. So if you are looking for something to help you get an erection, and maybe over a period of years add some girth to your penis, this is a great product. If you're planning on placing your six to seven inch dick inside this tube and turning it into something that would embarrass a horse, forget it.
Be sure and use a lot of lubrication. Not only do you need that for the ease of any discomfort sliding yourself into this pump, but you also need it to help provide the seal needed to maintain the suction. Put the lubricant not only on yourself, but also on the base of the rubber sleeve. Otherwise, it is possible to lose vacuum and not get your desired results. Another thing you should be aware of if you have never used an erection pump is that the addition to your manhood seems to be short lived. So if you're planning on walking in a parade to show off the new you, you had better walk fast, or just forget it.
One other thing you should know is that the suction on your penis does make the head of your penis very tender. So, remember the lubricant I told you to use earlier? Well keep it handy for anything you're planning to do with this hardened tool later.
Again I want to say, there is absolutely no false advertising anywhere about this product. It never makes any claims with which it does not follow through. The pistol grip is easy to use. The removable sleeve is comfortable. The entire unit is easy to clean and take care of. And it does exactly what it claims to do. It pumps up your erection. And if that is what you desire, this is an excellent product that is well made and worth the value.
If you're expecting anything else, it is really your own fault. California Exotic and Eden Fantasys never mislead you in promoting this product. It's the fantasies that run in your brain that may cause you to be disappointed.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the
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The good thing about this pump is that you can use either water or silicone lube. Silicone lube will be slicker, and won't be absorbed making use a lot easier and a lot longer.
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Thanks for the observation... Are you a lube guru?
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Thanks for the review. There are so many of these pumps to choose from...
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Hey Jo did you keep using this product or di dyou give up on it?
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I am a pack rat. I keep just about everything. Now have I used it much? nope.
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ty for the review
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