Hi, Mr. M here and very happy to be able to write my first review for this site. Two things have happened to make this possible: 1) I got to play with a new toy, and 2) I got to have sex with Kat - which is always a treat beyond words. With that, lets get to the review of the RAM Vibrating Horny Cock Tie. She kind of sprung it on me as in Kat told me that I should watch my mailbox, and then this showed up. When I opened it up, I thought it was a perverted toy from the movie Maleficent due to the black antennae protruding from the main capsule of the device. I thought these may be interesting for her, but I was sure they would do nothing for me and I was right. First and foremost, make sure this is cued up and ready to go before you get naked. You have to get through the plastic packaging and remove a paper tab that keeps the contacts off the included batteries before you get started and you will not be able to do these things and keep your erection - I promise.

Overall, this is more for her than it is for me, but anything that turns her on more is ultimately for my pleasure and this seemed to do the trick. As with most vibrating cock rings, this has a little bullet-shaped capsule that vibrates on the top of the base of the penis. Which is right where her clit will line up when I’m fully inside her. This is perfect for a couple reasons. First, I have to do almost no work to watch her cum like a pornstar since she gets my cock and a vibrator all at once. Second, if you’re prone to popping early, this would be a godsend as you barely have to move and the sex will still be amazing for her. I actually had to start thrusting to keep my head in the game as it was almost comical how hard and how often this little device made her cum while I just laid there.

For this particular toy, here are my pros and cons: Pros, this seems well built. It is not cheaply made and so far it is water-resistant. It was easy to clean. With 10 settings, the vibrations go from mild to heavy and there are a lot of pre-set patterns - if you’re into that. It is a basic black, so even with the cockroach antennae, its still quite masculine.

The cons are not really complaints about this device, just things that I would change. First it is a cock TIE not a cock RING. For me, a soft pliable ring is just easier to slip on and off. The tie has to be fitted, which doesn’t take long but takes longer than necessary. However if you want something you can snug down either for personal preference or to help keep your wood up, this will work well because the tie is very secure without being dangerous. You can easily open it up at any time. Also, the antennae and the number of settings seem superfluous. I like on and off - maybe low and high. I didn’t like having to click through 10 settings, missing the “off” setting, clicking through all 10 again, missing “off” again and clicking through them all again, very slowly just to turn it off. When you’re head is cloudy from a ridiculous orgasm or you are mid sex and just don’t want to use it anymore, a couple clicks should be all you need to contend with.

Kat's turn *wink* I am a BIG fan of this toy. I've never played with a cock ring of any kind, but it'd be hard to top this first experience. I had nothing to do with putting it on...M surprised me and had it ready. I did ask if the beads did anything for him...he said no. I should also note that M has an amazing cock. I think it invents new spots to get me off with all the time, because I have never cum with anyone like I do with him. The way we fit together is ridiculous. Add this thing and...oh my God. It's a lot bigger than other cock rings I've seen. The bullet on it is impressive, about 2.5", but not so big that it misses the spot or numbed me out. The intensity is perfect. Clitoral vibes have been too much for me in the past when coupled with penetration. I love the control this gave me. M didn't turn it all the way up, so I could decide how much contact I had with the vibrator by grinding down or pulling back. Doing this with my pussy full of his cock brought me to a huge orgasm in what felt like seconds. And the next one was right behind it. And the next one. And the next one. All of them were intense and mind-blowing. I could barely walk when I was back from the post-orgasm fog. The switch is a push button on the side, so changing intensity or pattern during sex might be dicey. I was on top this time, so I'm not sure about the antennae yet. That will be in the next review, and they look promising. With or without, this toy was so much fun. I can't wait to see what happens with Mr on top :)

Welp...I did it again. Somehow I managed to break another toy. Apparently not even cock rings are safe! The bullet no longer stays on. If it's really messed with its buzz for a few seconds until it's innards bounce off target. Nothing wrong with the batteries and it was only used once. We didn't get to do the second review we promised :( We'll have to make it up to you in our next review! I break all my toys *sigh*