If first impressions count, then the Micro Max Vibro Teaser|Micro-max™ vibro teaser bombed.

When we opened the package we found a vibrating cock ring "kit" in a bag. The little vibe module had unseated itself from the silicone cock ring, blown apart, dumped out its batteries and rolled around in the bag during the trip from China. I eyed the tiny bits in the bag and immediately knew, this was beyond my feminine mind's grasp. "Here," I barked handing the bag of bits to Boy Toy. "Fix it."

Amazingly, he was able to cobble the vibrating egg back together, even without the aid of instructions. It appeared pretty simple, but proved this is definitely not a heavy duty unit. It's curious that a spare set of batteries are included, but nothing to help you figure out how to replace them. Oh, and if you need to know, they go back to back.

Once we got the thing working the Micro Max was pretty fun. Pressing a little button on the side turns it on and off. Much easier than the cryptic sliders I've seen on others. Once I got Mr. Fixit in the mood and aroused, I slid the Micro Max down his tool. I liked the way the band shape helps it stay put. It also exerted enough squeeze on his penis to augment his erection.

The vibrator was strong enough to send shivers down his entire dick. That's my favorite thing about vibrating rings|Penis Rings in general. But this vibe just barely cut it- there are many on the market that are more powerful. And there is nothing to keep water out of the little vibrator, so be careful cleaning it.

Most of these cock rings have silly shapes and protrusions that are supposed to pleasure our happy button. I've never been able to feel anything from these things. The fact I could perceive some sensation from the tickler on this cock ring was darn near amazing! Don't get me wrong- it's not the end of the world. I'm just saying I could feel it. From behind it actually got quite fun as the little fingers caressed my anus.

The best feature of this cock ring is the thickness of the ring. I like them to apply a little pressure so my subject's rod stays nice and stiff. Sometimes that means wrapping a ring around twice so it will exert some pressure. That's too much work for this girl!