What guy has never wanted to have a naughty row with a mermaid? Ok, so maybe not all of them, but I certainly do!

This one has one big problem - you won't want to use it! Why? Because it's poorly constructed, difficult to fit, and doesn't really get the job done.

Great bang for the buck. May make a mess, but the easy clean up factor makes up for it. Use lube or it could hurt.

Although this little lady does prove to get the job awfully well done, she put up too much of a fight for me to now have a very favorable opinion toward her. If you are the next one to order her, be prepared to wrestle.