Mediocre Private Pleasures Poker

This product is cool for the occasional alternative to your hand, but high maintenance for the occasional use. I would still recommend this toy to others, but would add a few disclaimers.
Published:
Pros
Soft
Tight
Cons
To pliable
Hard to clean
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review

Use

This soft touch product is used best in the realistic vaginal opening. We found that the less realistic anal canal was just too small and awkward to use.

With the vaginal opening you have two choices, 1) letting the mushroom head pop up through the hole in the top of the toy or 2) Cock it (no pun intended) to the side to give a feeling of hitting the inside wall of the canal.

Neither position was more favorable than the other according to my partner. The two positions were equally stimulating.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

The soft touch material is very slick and stretchy, almost too stretchy. The product had no odor coming out of the packaging, but did feel a bit gritty.

Both the vaginal and anal canals have small circular ribs throughout. Neither canal has much variety.
    • Flexible
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

"The design is supposed to resemble a woman's waist, hips, vagina, and anus, with distorted proportions. The lips around the vagina hugged my shaft during penetration, which is a nice effect. It is only long enough to hold about 4 inches straight in, which left the rest of my length to come out the open end, which I said is probably what it's like to slip through the cervix. Additionally, I was able to stretch against the side of the pussy for deep penetration while completely inside, which was a nice option, and the simulated abdomen being hugely stretched out by the head of my cock was a very psychologically suggestive image. The anal tunnel is closed on the end, and is short, so it had to be stretched hard to give deep penetration, and I didn't like this. Being closed also makes it hard to clean this part. The dual tunnel design allows for a vibrator to be added to the other tunnel to make it vibrate, although it only worked in one configuration.

The toy is shorter than I would want it to be, although the small size makes it easier to conceal. Its design is not at all discreet, and would not be suitable for travel."

This is a direct quote from my partner the user of the product.
    • Tight fitting
    • Whimsical / artistic
    • Will fit most people

Care and Maintenance

The soft touch material is very soft and somewhat porous. This makes this toy tough to clean. The anal cavity is closed, so flushing it out is a chore. It does clean up well with soap and water, but getting inside of all the nooks and cranny's can be frustrating.
    • Hard to clean
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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    Thanks for the great review!
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