Mediocre excuse for a simulated blowjob
I would not buy this product; even the low price tag is not worth it. I'm still looking for a great blowjob simulator.
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Pros
cheap
Cons
difficult assembly, poor quality, poor material, difficulty of use.
My favorite feature of this product was by far the sucking motion; however, it was way too weak when used with the hand pump provided. Not only was the sucking motion too weak, but after five minutes of use your hand is incapable of pumping any longer, leaving you with a raging hard-on and zero satisfaction. I was very excited to open this package and use it. I was expecting a mind blowing blowjob; this is not what I got. When I opened the package the toy was completely disassembled and covered in powder. Not only that, but it also smelt like straight silicone. Despite these fallbacks I struggled for over 25 minutes to assemble this toy which ruined any excitement I had.
Finally it was together, clean, and ready to use. I then struggled to insert my penis into this toy; it is a bit too small. After another 25 minutes of struggling and plenty of lube I was able to get in. Now I was very excited, waiting for the blowjob of my dreams. I started pumping the hand pump and the experience started; it felt good … until the hand pump tube fell off. After fixing that I began again; the sucking motion felt good for 2–3 minutes or so and then began to just feel like it was a gentle tug, with no friction. I fixed this by pumping the hand pump and moving to toy up and down on my penis. It did not feel good, but after an hour or so of this I did cum.
Needless to say my hands were exhausted, very different from a blowjob. Also, clean up was absolutely terrible. The plastic that makes up the main tube seems to attract cum and the silicone sleeve was stuck to my penis like a Chinese finger trap. All in all, a 1.5 of 5.
Finally it was together, clean, and ready to use. I then struggled to insert my penis into this toy; it is a bit too small. After another 25 minutes of struggling and plenty of lube I was able to get in. Now I was very excited, waiting for the blowjob of my dreams. I started pumping the hand pump and the experience started; it felt good … until the hand pump tube fell off. After fixing that I began again; the sucking motion felt good for 2–3 minutes or so and then began to just feel like it was a gentle tug, with no friction. I fixed this by pumping the hand pump and moving to toy up and down on my penis. It did not feel good, but after an hour or so of this I did cum.
Needless to say my hands were exhausted, very different from a blowjob. Also, clean up was absolutely terrible. The plastic that makes up the main tube seems to attract cum and the silicone sleeve was stuck to my penis like a Chinese finger trap. All in all, a 1.5 of 5.
Follow-up commentary
5 months after original review
Still one of the worst toys I've ever had. I would suggest spending more money to get a quality bj toy.
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thanks for the review. I had one of these, it came as a free gift. It was about the worst toy we have every used.
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There is a Fleshlight that simulates a BJ--hubby likes it pretty well--maybe a 3.5 star item. It is more expensive, but it gets the job done.
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Another con is "it's hideous looking" lol sorry it wasn't a good experience for you. thanks for sharing!
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Scratch this off the list...thanks for the review.
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