After receiving the Maven without telling my wife it was coming, I got the Maven out of the bag and took it for a spin as soon as I had a few moments to spare on my own. A word of advice to you guys: make sure you let your better half know something like this is showing up in the mail. Since it is basically a solo toy (without some imagination), it may hurt her feelings when she unknowingly opens it because she thinks you are “replacing” her. Never mind that she has toys, too, which she loves dearly and you love even more. It is just different. Maybe it is a societal effect, but the response is different.

Now I will get back to the Maven. It is pretty squishy and the hole looks too small to fit my average-sized penis into. So I was a bit worried that the Maven wasn’t going to live up to my expectations. I have never used a masturbation aid|Masturbation sleeves (other than something homemade that was handy) and I had fantasized about something that would make my solo flights more realistic. So I worked myself up a little bit and dripped some lube just inside the rim of the hole. I figured that the thing was supposed to simulate a pussy so it should be nice and wet, not me. I tried to slip inside at a few various levels of erection and I was happy to find it did not take a full mast to get going. In fact, the Maven accepted me well before my wife would. On the third run with the Maven, I actually turned it partially inside out and then wrapped it around my flaccid penis, which got me hard faster with a few strokes than I could myself. The feeling it provides is an amazingly accurate representation of a woman. It is even more realistic once you cum inside it, evoking lots of memories for me of sessions without a Jimmy hat. It holds a little suction on me almost all the way on the backstroke and swallows every bit of me on the way in. Writing about it has worked me up a bit, so I’m going to try something I’ve been thinking about.

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Okay, you gotta try this one. After lubing the Maven, I slid it in between a mattress and box spring – voila! – I just did it doggy style bedside with a tight pussy all on my own. Make sure you keep the sheets clean. Cleanup is a breeze. Just flip it inside out, wash, dry, and flip it back. I cannot speak to the Maven’s long-term durability, since I have only had it for a few weeks. When I first turned it inside out I thought it was tearing, but the little bulbs are just connected on half their circumference. It has held up fine so far. At the current rate, I will have more than 100 runs on it in time to write a pre-Christmas review. So I will update this in the fall. My only complaint is that stroking the Maven masturbator|Maven Masturbator by Vibratex with some lube can be pretty noisy compared to straight-stick jerking off. When my wife is into it, it’s great. But when she’s tired and wants me to just “get done,” the noise can be a bit bothersome so it gets 4 bees… at least it works fast.

Have fun.

My first Maven got misplaced while on a trip. So I was without it for a month or so. However, my brother & I were discussing this site and I showed it to him after he mentioned he wanted a Fleshlight|Fleshlight STU vagina review. I told him that the Maven was the only masturbator I had ever used, but I couldn't imagine that something twice the price could actually provide twice the pleasure. That statement flipped a switch upstairs - if my brother was going to spend $60 for a masturbator, why not spend $60 for TWO masturbators and give one to me as a "consultation fee"? WOO HOO! So now I'm back in the saddle with a Maven sleeve|Maven sleeve again. I've taken it for a spin three times in the last couple of days and this Maven seems to be exactly the same as the last one. The one my brother received also seems to be identical. So our small sample of 3 has been consistent quality. Of note was the first time with the new Maven. As you can see from my profile, we live in Mississippi. The shipping box sat in my black metal mailbox cooking all afternoon in 90 degree air and direct sun. When I got it inside, I immediately opened the box and got it on with myself. The hot Maven was just that when I closed my eyes - a hot Maven. It was noticeably warmer than a real pussy, but that heightened the sensation. I pictured E bent over the couch going doggy style since we had already talked a few times that day about our planned escapades for the night. We didn't know the Maven would arrive to pre-drain me before we got going. I blew my load faster than a .50 caliber rifle. This thing rocks and is easier to clean up than a bareback hand job. I must reiterate that the trick of putting the maven between the mattress and box springs is REALLY amazing. Just like the real doggy style, one hand can stay down and play (balls, etc.) while the other hand stays up top on her lower back (mattress). The harder you press on the "back" or mattress, the tighter "she" seems. With a the drop of an elbow, the experience went from the feeling of sex in a comfortable relationship to the chokingly tight feeling of an innocent college freshman. From full erection to cum shot in less than 30 seconds, every time. Buy this toy and have your way with it over and over again. The possibilities are limitless.