A plastic thingy the size of my forearm, what could it be? It has the shape of a flashlight, but is obviously not a flashlight. Oh, what’s this? A Fleshlight? A male masturbatory aid|Fleshlight® non-descript, in the shape of a flashlight? That’s right, and if you haven’t heard of this marvelous toy, then you must have been living in a cave. Even in my days of utter prudeness and oblivious existence, I had heard of the fabled Fleshlight; a masturbator that has a super soft and durable sleeve inside of a hard plastic case shaped like the biggest flashlight ever created. If you haven’t heard of it before, then you have just made a great discovery, my friend. The Fleshlight is the number one best selling male sex toy in the world.

First things first, I am not a man. I am actually a married woman and mother of two. I bought this for my husband. Gasp!!! I know…but I was dying to use it on him, and have always been a little curious what this “SuperSkin” feels like. I was browsing through, looking at all the Fleshlights offered at Edenfantasys, and noticed that the non-descript orifice had ZERO reviews. It took me about two seconds to send an email asking if I could review it. Next day, it was approved! I anxiously awaited it being shipped, and once it had shipped, I even more anxiously checked the package tracking like it was an obsession. When the box finally came, I tore into it, eager to get it ready before hubby came home from work.

The “Ice” clear-ish Fleshlight (also comes in pink and mocha), came packaged in a plain brown box inside of the shipping box surrounded by packing bubbles. Inside of the box with the Fleshlight was the pamphlet with cleaning and care instructions, complete with pictures of naked women. There was also a tiny pillow pack of sample ID Glide lube, which my husband is saving… perhaps for a special occasion?

When it comes to the size of the Fleshlight sleeve|Fleshlight® non-descript, I would say that it would fit virtually any penis. The sleeve is super stretchy; in fact I can stretch it over my whole hand. It will stretch twice its length which comes out to about 2 feet. The original shape always comes back, and the material seems to put up to abuse quite well.

I twisted the lid of the case off and stroked the super soft material. The slit-like opening of the non-descript orifice was about an inch long, and super stretchy. I was a little surprised to find that the front part of the sleeve was a good 1 ¼ inch thick, BEFORE you get to the smaller part for stroking on the inside of the sleeve. Considering that the sleeve in this is the original and is completely smooth, it isn’t a big deal compared to if you had a bumpy or ridged sleeve where the difference would be more noticeable. I do think the front should be thinner, but maybe it doesn’t bother men going through 1 ¼ inch of “fluff” before getting to the good stuff.

Following the instructions I removed the chunk of pvc pipe from the inside of the sleeve (the instructions suggesting you take it out BEFORE trying to use it made me giggle… ouchie indeed). I proceeded to wash the sleeve portion and let hot tap water run through it. Do NOT use any kinds of soap with the sleeve, as the instructions warn, it will deteriorate the surface of the material. For tough cleaning, you may use a small amount of isopropyl alcohol; otherwise just stick to hot water. You can towel or air dry, though I opted for shaking out the excess water and allowing it to air dry. I can’t imagine trying to pull a towel through the thing. It is absolutely NOT necessary to powder the Fleshlight sleeves with corn starch. This is not CyberSkin; the SuperSkin material doesn’t NEED to be powdered to maintain its integrity. However, if you feel the ice colored sleeve, you will most likely opt to powder given the stickiness. I don’t have the other two colors to compare it to, but the Fleshlight website states that the Ice color has a tackier feel then the other two colors. Just put it in a gallon sized Ziploc bag, add a spoon of cornstarch, and do the Shake ‘N Bake dance. The best part for me was “spanking” the naughty little sleeve until the excess powder was off until it felt just like new. I put the sleeve back in the case and set it aside to await my husband.

I squirted some lube into the opening of the sleeve and lubed up his cock, then lowered the toy over him. His initial reaction was “wow, it’s a lot looser than I thought it would be.” OK, not exactly what I hoped for, but I kept working at it. I twisted the cap on the back of the case to adjust the suction created, and quite accidentally discovered that when I covered the partially closed cap with my hands it created very loud fart noises. Way to ruin the mood, but at least my husband was having fun now. I took the back lid off and slipped a bullet into the sleeve hole, but supposedly this didn’t do much for him. Oh well, at least you have the option to add vibration if you want.

I put the cap back on and tightened it until very little air was escaping. I set to working it on him with a slight twisting motion, and after some more bitching about it being too loose, I finally requested politely, “just shut your fucking eyes, and at least try to enjoy it.” I’m not sure if it was the swearing, or the lack of sight, but he reported that it suddenly felt better. The straight thrusting motion felt “nice” but the twisting motion while thrusting was reportedly “really good.” He just got done telling me he didn’t think he would be able to finish when he started to spasm orgasmically while squirting into the Fleshlight… thank goodness I had put that cap back on.

Since that first use, this huge ass flashlight-esque masturbator has become a favored toy in our home. Our favorite use for it is to fold a pillow around it with just the orifice part showing. My husband can then fuck lying on top of the pillows while giving me oral sex and/or fingering me. I have read that you can also put it in a shoe to hold it in place while you fuck it, but seriously… ewww. Unless it is a brand new shoe, I wouldn’t think the smell of B.O. would lend itself very well to the experience… unless that is your thing… not mine, but I won’t judge. Another tip is that prior to using this toy, you can run it under warm water to heat it up, or run it under cold water if you are into that.

My husband enjoys this sleeve very much, but wishes it were tighter. The “original” sleeve|Fleshlight lady original would be best for men who are well-endowed, or who are seeking light stimulation. My husband wants to try one of the “super tight” sleeves and a bumpy or ribbed one as well. We will most likely stick to using the non-descript orifice as apposed to the realistic look, the mouth, the asshole, or the butt cheeks. It offers nice suction, and IF it were found by a child or company, it would be less suspicious (and potentially less embarrassing) than a vulva.