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Tremble stroker

CollegeFun2014

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Pulsating Variety

Overall it's a great toy. The available vibration patterns should appeal to everyone. Although, the intensity could be taken up a bit. I would recommend this toy to new users who have never used a masturbation sleeve before.

Pros Easy controls, soft, flexible, easy to clean, lots of vibration patterns

Cons Vibrations could be taken up a notch

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Moderate vibration, good for overall body usage, average in intensity and probably suitable for most individuals.]

Bee:

[?Whisper quiet hum, barely can be heard, virtually silent from behind a closed door.]

Published:December 04, 2017

B8trDude

extremely useful

Pulsating Pounder Pleases Penis!

The Tremble Stroker is a great masturbator and especially useful for guys wishing to take their time before popping their load. Unlike many other masturbators, the ten different vibrating modes are distinct and provide lots of variety for discriminating penises.

Pros Perfectly pulverizes penises providing pleasure! Interior texture feels great after vibrator is turn

Cons The Tremble Stroker can be a bit of a challenge to clean well. Batteries not included.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Low, soft, "white noise" hum, similar to a cell phone’s vibration alert, that can be heard through covers but not through a closed door.]

Published:April 20, 2017

Starlight Requiem

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Stroker Ace

A beginner might have very strong orgasms from this stroker, while advanced users might simply use it for a buildup of their arousal. How you use it depends a lot on your girth and sensitivity. But in general, I can't see anyone going wrong with this toy. It has a lot of potential for just about everyone.

Pros *Great design *Good number of vibrational patterns

Cons *Texture inside could have been a bit better

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Low, soft, "white noise" hum, similar to a cell phone’s vibration alert, that can be heard through covers but not through a closed door.]

Published:March 30, 2017

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Eden handsfree vibrating masturbator reviews

Price: $116.63

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Eden handsfree vibrating masturbator

mjtheprincess

extremely useful

Vibration Done Right For Men

My man has sort of an arsenal of masturbators that we have collected over the years. Now, I'll admit, he's pretty easy to please, and when I placed the order for this I hesitated because he already has a "handsfree" version that mimics this closely. I was pleasantly surprised when this toy became his new favorite! He adores the vibrating feature (much to my surprise) and it has been his go-to recently, despite its few flaws. It's a excellent effort by Eden for a masturbator, and you need one!

Pros + Vibrating, and in a way that he likes! + Changeable bottom, suction cup and regular

Cons - somewhat heavy - Bulky design - Not going to fit everyone

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:May 06, 2016

Herzer

not useful at all

Hands free and stuck to the wall

The Eden handsfree vibrating masturbator is an excellent masturbation device when you it mounted as it's designed. It's not a small or travel friendly toy but it has a really nice, powerful vibration and solid suction base. It has become my preferred masturbator toy.

Pros Unique wall/table mount design tight fit and excellent stimulation

Cons Hard to clean or use unmounted

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Fairly loud, comparable to a large appliance, definitely heard through covers and easily heard through a closed door.]

Published:March 12, 2016

LambChop

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Hands-free or Hands One, Two, Three!

This is a fun masturbator that can be used solo or by couples. The toy is heavy, but the strong vibrations and soft, realistic internal sleeve, make this a good alternative to a fleshlight.

Pros Feels good Nice texture

Cons Heavy Loud

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Fairly loud, comparable to a large appliance, definitely heard through covers and easily heard through a closed door.]

Published:August 10, 2015

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Cobra Libre II

UtahHubAndWife

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Awesome time alone!

The Cobra Libre is most definitely one of the successful purchases I have made. It has been a great deal of fun for my alone time as well as for my wife and I to play with together.

Pros Easy to use, works as advertised, and works well. Lots of fun to use.

Cons Can be a little loud if you were hoping to use it next to your sleeping wife/girlfriend.

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Published:December 14, 2015

Pandora'sBox

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Twice the fun as the original!

GREAT rechargeable toy for men. 100% waterproof, powerful, quiet, high-quality silicone and abs plastic, updated for easier use and couples play.

Pros Rechargeable Quiet Body safe Waterproof Lock mode Easy buttons

Cons Does not fit whole penis, just tip

Rating:

Vroom:

[?This car's outta control! Extremely strong, highly intense powerful vibration, probably too intense for most.]

Bee:

[?Whisper quiet hum, barely can be heard, virtually silent from behind a closed door.]

Published:July 24, 2015

Xena

extremely useful

What Even Happened?

This toy is a vibrating enigma. Its motions appear visually and physically powerful while you're holding the toy. Yet, no matter what part of the toy presses against you, the vibrations feel like nothing. This masturbator is pricey and probably not worth it. Get to know yourself and figure out what you like before you get this product — it has a very high chance to disappoint.

Pros Looks cool Quiet Interesting settings

Cons Touch dampens/moves vibrations Tends to numb the hands and penis instead of stimulate

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Whisper quiet hum, barely can be heard, virtually silent from behind a closed door.]

Published:May 24, 2015

OH&W, Lovebears

extremely useful

Oh, Is it Cobra Time Yet ?

I'm very happy with this toy and use it often before turning in. I like some play every night and this does the trick for me. I use this whether we have sex or not. I like the penis head stimulation this provides. Also it gives her the hint I'm in the mood. Though it is not cheap it is automated and will last years. It also covered under Fun Factory's 2 year warranty.

Pros Hands free, easy to clean, rechargeable, 8 patterns

Cons Sensitive control panel, Care needed if taking on public transportation, Prolonged session can leave

Rating:

Vroom:

[?This car's outta control! Extremely strong, highly intense powerful vibration, probably too intense for most.]

Bee:

[?Whisper quiet hum, barely can be heard, virtually silent from behind a closed door.]

Published:November 13, 2014

Poiuy

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An interesting alternative.

While I had reservations at first, and it took awhile to grow accustomed to it, it is now one of my go-to toys if I want hands-free stimulation.

Pros Unique experience. Hands-free orgasm. Rumbly (not buzzy). Pulsate, not just vibrates.

Cons Unfamiliar experience - learning curve. Occasional drop-outs. Some difficulty in use.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Low, soft, "white noise" hum, similar to a cell phone’s vibration alert, that can be heard through covers but not through a closed door.]

Published:December 22, 2013

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Price: $53.99

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Black Jack stroker

whothisbe

worth reading, but not useful

Good, but not good enough!

I wouldn't go for this product there are better products on the market that will give you a better experience.

Pros some suction easy to use with one hand

Cons to much noise big product not easy to clean

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Extremely noisy, the neighbors can probably hear this power tool cranking!]

Published:January 01, 2014

xeff117

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Picked this up for a laugh

It's hard to say what was good about a product when you had such a bad experience. If I was smaller in size then this toy might have been great. But I just don't know. Cleaning was tough to do in a bathroom sink as the toy is rather large and you can't really tip it upside down to clean. I had to clean this sucker in the kitchen sink. No happy ending, so it's OK to clean there.

Pros The nubs were a nice touch

Cons The motor was really loud Doesn't fit average sized penises. Material is not flexible enough

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Extremely noisy, the neighbors can probably hear this power tool cranking!]

Published:May 30, 2013

skatman91

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Black Jack - Terrible

I have never experienced something so difficult to use that was considered a toy. The lubricant used on the toy was a waste. My penis has never endured so much pain from the tightness and pressure. The cleaning of the device was difficult. It took me a while to clean it without causing any damage to it. I do not recommend this to anyone with an average-sized penis and especially a large size. PLEASE do not be fooled by its multi-capabilities!

Pros Multi-Function Multi-Speed

Cons Requires C Batteries Uncomfortably Tight Requires a lot of Lubricant Difficult to Clean Loud

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Extremely noisy, the neighbors can probably hear this power tool cranking!]

Published:November 20, 2012

MasterEdward

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Black Jack - Sucker!

In my opinion, the toy is way too large and way too heavy and cumbersome. With too little room to grow inside, awkward controls to use while trying to hold this mammoth in your hands, and a pump that falls off, it is just a bad design.

Pros - Does suck well

Cons - Too big, but not big enough where it counts - Stroking is minimal - Pump falls off

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Moderate vibration, good for overall body usage, average in intensity and probably suitable for most individuals.]

Bee:

[?Extremely noisy, the neighbors can probably hear this power tool cranking!]

Published:November 14, 2012

Teagan Shepard

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No Blackjack here, just a Bust...

This thing sucks, and not in a good way. I wouldn't waste my money on this again. Go for a Fliphole or a Fleshlight instead. Much less complicated.

Pros Multi-function

Cons Loud, painful, and impossible to clean.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Extremely noisy, the neighbors can probably hear this power tool cranking!]

Published:June 06, 2011

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AA batteries 4pack

Sean*23

extremely useful

Powering up your entertainment

Alkaline batteries are, in my opinion, the best of the best in batteries. They last a lifetime and they really get the energy you expect from your toys and your partner’s.

Pros Cheap price, long lasting, durable

Cons Nothing

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Published:May 03, 2013

Price: $0.00

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Leave me breathless bullet

TheDP

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It's interesting, not quite right, but interesting.

This toy has a lot going for it. It feels nice in your hand and has an easy to use remote with some range on it. However, it's too noisy to use discreetly and the tiny vibration motor, while powerful, doesn't move enough mass to transfer the vibrations to where you need them. Between the buzzy vibrations and the noise, the nice materials and good design don't do enough to make this one the star I hoped for. It's ultimately a mediocre bit player.

Pros Great material, great feel, easy to use remote.

Cons Buzzy, not rumbly vibrations, a LOT of noise

Rating:

Vroom:

[?A lower-level intensity that provides light stimulation but can be still felt in most internal and external spots.]

Bee:

[?Fairly loud, comparable to a large appliance, definitely heard through covers and easily heard through a closed door.]

Published:November 21, 2012

Spider Realism hands free masturbator reviews

Price: $135.99

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Spider Realism hands free masturbator

JackNit

extremely useful

Simply Amazing

This toy is amazing, every guy should have one of these. If you are trying to decide between this and another masturbator, get this and, if you can, maybe get the other one later. Trust me, you won't be disappointed. This toy has everything you could want in a masturbator.

Pros Suction cup, Suction, Texture

Cons The Material Peeling

Rating:

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:November 16, 2012

Scorpionwally

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wet fun in the shower

If you are like me, this product will be worth every dollar as I have enjoyed every part of it, even cleaning it as it is a breeze to clean.

Pros Easy to clean, realistic.

Cons Addictive.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Moderate vibration, good for overall body usage, average in intensity and probably suitable for most individuals.]

Bee:

[?Low, soft, "white noise" hum, similar to a cell phone’s vibration alert, that can be heard through covers but not through a closed door.]

Published:June 09, 2012

El-Jaro

extremely useful

Throw out the rubber ducky, you have a new shower friend!

Leave the Fleshlight in the bedroom and have some shower sex without worrying about hurting yourself! The Spider is completely adjustable, very realistic feeling (A- and G-spots!), and clean up is a no-brainer. Do yourself a favor though: pick up some accessories for your shower...you'll want handles!

Pros 100% hands-free use, VERY realistic feeling, silicone and water-based lube ok!

Cons Adjustments are kinda loud.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?This car's outta control! Extremely strong, highly intense powerful vibration, probably too intense for most.]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:March 27, 2012

Kindred

extremely useful

Does Whatever A Spider Can

The Spider offers a similar experience to most masturbators in offering a realistic feeling sleeve. However, the Spider also offers a pivoting suction cup base that lets you mount it to any smooth surface for a truly hands-free experience. The sleeve texture is designed to mimic the inner lining of the vaginal wall and is enjoyable but not extreme.

Pros Realistic texture,hands-free experience, pivoting suction cup for mounting.

Cons Cleaning requires some effort,questionable material quality.

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Published:March 27, 2012

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Solo slider 5x

Lavendar

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Useless Sleeve

Overall this sleeve was not worth it's price or our effort in trying to find a feasible use for it. The bullet is semi-rumbly and sort of powerful, but nothing too intense. The sleeve and toy come apart so we still have the bullet, but since the coating is chipping, we fear it is on its way out as well. Invest in a safer material and more durable toy.

Pros Bullet is removable & semi-powerful

Cons Porous Cyberskin Material Smells Noisy Internal Texture too soft to be pleasurable

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Published:November 14, 2012

js250

extremely useful

It Really Is A SOLO Slider!!

The Solo Slider is a good value for a bullet and a masturbation sleeve. Unfortunately, it is better stimulation when used separately rather than together. The bullet has strong vibrations that travel well down the sleeve or feels great when used alone. The sleeve worked better for my husband in his pump than it did as a masturbator--but that is what toys are all about!! Get creative and you will enjoy this toy kit as well!!

Pros Very strong bullet vibrator. Soft, stretchy sleeve. Great pump sleeve!

Cons Smells upon opening. Porous, tears easily. Internal ribs tend to flatten during use.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Low, soft, "white noise" hum, similar to a cell phone’s vibration alert, that can be heard through covers but not through a closed door.]

Published:October 14, 2012

pollux

extremely useful

Not much stimulation, smells like a fishing lure

This toy is intended to provide amazing solo orgasms. Unfortunately it just doesn't do that. The sleeve, despite internal ribs, provides mild stimulation at best and leads to unsatisfying orgasms that take too much effort to reach. The included vibrating bullet can be used anally, and with the strong pulses that it provides you can have great "regular masturbation" orgasms (bullet in ass, cock in right or left hand). Aside from that, there is nothing else good to say about this toy.

Pros very strong vibrating bullet can be used anally

Cons strong smell from the masturbation sleeve, mild to boring sensations

Rating:

Vroom:

[?This car's outta control! Extremely strong, highly intense powerful vibration, probably too intense for most.]

Bee:

[?Fairly loud, comparable to a large appliance, definitely heard through covers and easily heard through a closed door.]

Published:May 22, 2011

Kizoka The Dark Wolf

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Hands Free Fun

This toy is good for anyone looking for a starter with this kind of toy. You do have to be a little careful when using around water and the bullet will slide out of its lubed but overall this toy has great vibrations, is an easy fit, and is worth the money.

Pros Good vibrations, super stretchy.

Cons Bullet will slide out if lubed.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:April 12, 2010

Pleasureman

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A Soft Comfortable Expereince

This toy was made for men who enjoy vibrations with all of their play sessions. Super soft and super stretchy, this sleeve is a must for beginners. With its inner ribs and comfort grip, it is sure to please.

Pros Soft, ribbed, vibrating.

Cons Bullet slides out.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Low, soft, "white noise" hum, similar to a cell phone’s vibration alert, that can be heard through covers but not through a closed door.]

Published:August 17, 2009

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His miracle massager stroker kit reviews

Price: $50.99

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His miracle massager stroker kit

Fluke

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No Miracle Here - All I Got Was a Sore Dick

It's a sad day when a new toy turns out to be not as good as you hoped for. It is even worse when you can't even get anything out of it. This toy can be used as a clit stimulator for a woman, so for some people it may be worth it, but not for me. Maybe someone else will take this design and make it work. I like the concept for this toy but its execution is a fail.

Pros Usable for a man and woman Attachments easy to put on and take off Strong vibrations

Cons Too big, so you won't feel a thing! Painful ridges inside

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:November 02, 2012

Trysexual

extremely useful

A numbing disappointment

Despite being very powerful, this toy fails to satisfy me. It is a great concept, but the sleeve design and lack of vibration controls make this toy miss the mark. A variable control wheel, a different sleeve material and texture would have gone a long way to making this meet the expectations. It might work fine for a woman, but for a man it is just not there, for me at least. Besides being very loud, Cal Exotics should have included more attachments and a longer cord for the price.

Pros Powerful vibrations, unique, slight suction effect.

Cons Large plug, short flimsy cord (but can use extension), big wall plug, loud, only two attachments.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?This car's outta control! Extremely strong, highly intense powerful vibration, probably too intense for most.]

Bee:

[?Extremely noisy, the neighbors can probably hear this power tool cranking!]

Published:October 24, 2012

1001 Pleasures

extremely useful

A Powerful Massager

This toy is definitely a toss-up. While it provided extreme pleasure, and got me off quickly, I think the experience could be even better with more vibrator variety and a design that would accommodate even more attachments. But if men/couples are looking for something to knock out an orgasm in a hurry, or add some powerful fireworks to a longer session, the His Miracle Massager definitely won't disappoint!

Pros powerful vibrations intense experience

Cons not enough variety in the vibration speed/patterns loud

Rating:

Vroom:

[?This car's outta control! Extremely strong, highly intense powerful vibration, probably too intense for most.]

Bee:

[?Fairly loud, comparable to a large appliance, definitely heard through covers and easily heard through a closed door.]

Published:October 24, 2012

icy1404

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Miracles Really Do Happen!

Worth twice what it costs and will be a staple for us in the future. The handle heating up can be overlooked as it can still be used and will cause to harm. The power alone makes this toy a must, the attachments make it impossible to live without!

Pros powerful vibrations, easy to use design, awesome stroker attachment

Cons the handle gets hot - not burning though

Rating:

Vroom:

[?This car's outta control! Extremely strong, highly intense powerful vibration, probably too intense for most.]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:October 09, 2012

namelesschaos

extremely useful

If It's Not a Miracle, It's Close.

This toy is a 2 wand style speed vibrator that comes with two attachments. The first is your standard nub like attachment that can be used for general body, clitoral stimulation, etc and the second is tube with several ridges inside for penile stimulation. Vibrating toys specifically designed for penises are rare and overall despite a few noteworthy cons (smelly attachments, inconvenient cord) this kit delivers.

Pros Unique penis sleeve attachment Versatile, Powerful

Cons Smelly attachment, Vibrations transmit to the handle, Inconvenient cord

Rating:

Vroom:

[?This car's outta control! Extremely strong, highly intense powerful vibration, probably too intense for most.]

Bee:

[?Fairly loud, comparable to a large appliance, definitely heard through covers and easily heard through a closed door.]

Published:December 07, 2011

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RealTouch interactive sex device for men reviews

Price: $342.99

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RealTouch interactive sex device for men

MellowJello

extremely useful

Glad I have it but I wouldn't be missing much if I didn't

By reading most of what I wrote, you're probably thinking that I don't like this toy, but I actually love it. Sure, it's not my go-to for when I need an orgasm now, but I'm glad to have it for those kinky times when I'm in the mood for it. If you're lazy/ just want a quickie, this is not the toy for you. If you can afford it, I say buy it. If you can't, well you can live without it - or at least wait until they improve the design. If it were easier to clean and store I would use it every day.

Pros Hands-free Syncs with videos Lots of Features

Cons Difficult Clean up High maintenance Videos costs $$$

Rating:

Vroom:

[?This car's outta control! Extremely strong, highly intense powerful vibration, probably too intense for most.]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:September 06, 2012

trinity237

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Realism like never before

All in all, this device does exactly what it is suppose to do. This machine is the Mercedes of sexual simulation and I highly recommend buying one.

Pros Realistic beyond belief, well built, easy to clean, well priced for its purpose

Cons Unable to use device without network or to buy content to keep

Rating:

Vroom:

[?This car's outta control! Extremely strong, highly intense powerful vibration, probably too intense for most.]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:April 10, 2012

El-Jaro

extremely useful

It's all about the mindset

The RealTouch is unique, innovative, and a must-have for porn enthusiasts. This isn't exactly plug and play, but if you take the time and learn how it works and how to clean it, you will be rewarded with an amazing product that is unlike anything you've ever used! I can't stress enough the importance of reading over all the instructions before even hooking it up to your computer. Have fun!

Pros Amazing sensations, unique design and function, interactive.

Cons Lubey Mouse, can't be used or cleaned discreetly, missing line of instructions

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Fairly loud, comparable to a large appliance, definitely heard through covers and easily heard through a closed door.]

Published:November 03, 2011

Kindred

extremely useful

A First Step for Virtual Reality Sex

The RealTouch interactive device takes men one step closer to virtual reality sex by synching programmed sensations with actions as viewed in video porn clips. Although the concept is innovative, I liken the experience to the first cell phone: bulky, inconvenient, and expensive with most of the drawbacks owing to the technology being new. In its current design, the RealTouch is a decent product but has a ton of potential.

Pros Innovative concept, straight and gay videos offered, high quality and variety of videos.

Cons Expensive to maintain Pay Per View, large and bulky device, use requires internet connection.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Low, soft, "white noise" hum, similar to a cell phone’s vibration alert, that can be heard through covers but not through a closed door.]

Published:October 13, 2011

B8trDude

extremely useful

About as Fun as Sticking Your Dick into a Cheese Grater

This robopenisinator is one big contraption designed to simulate a variety of experiences that men crave. It's big, bulky, and a technological nightmare. Don't bother with this one.

Pros Provides a very unique, multi-media masturbation experience.

Cons Expensive, complicated setup, expensive, leaks lube all over, expensive, noisy, expensive.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Extremely noisy, the neighbors can probably hear this power tool cranking!]

Published:October 13, 2011

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Price: $31.99

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Silicone male masturbator

tallbob05

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save your money

Save your money and buy something else, or spend a little more and get a better toy, that is all.

Pros Inexpensive, durable.

Cons Tight, cheap feeling, poor quality.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Very mild, extremely low level vibration, great for newbies, foreplay and extra sensitive areas.]

Bee:

[?Fairly loud, comparable to a large appliance, definitely heard through covers and easily heard through a closed door.]

Published:January 28, 2012

Eyesonfire

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Waste of Money and Time

My partner didn't really enjoy this product, it was loud enough to be quite distracting and the open was almost uncomfortable.

Pros Strong suction.

Cons Distracting.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Very mild, extremely low level vibration, great for newbies, foreplay and extra sensitive areas.]

Bee:

[?Fairly loud, comparable to a large appliance, definitely heard through covers and easily heard through a closed door.]

Published:November 02, 2010

byar2002

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Silicone male masturbator = Disappointment

A masturbator that if done right can really get you off, but its not worth the work involved with this toy.

Pros Easy to clean, If done right can be a very powerful orgasm

Cons VERY HARD TO GET INTO!! Not really a hands free toy, can be very painful to use

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Very mild, extremely low level vibration, great for newbies, foreplay and extra sensitive areas.]

Bee:

[?Fairly loud, comparable to a large appliance, definitely heard through covers and easily heard through a closed door.]

Published:March 04, 2009

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Price: $99.99

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Fleshlight motion dog days

leatherlover

extremely useful

Take your Fleshlight in doggy!

I am very pleased and glad that I finally purchased this mount. It makes using a Fleshlight even easier and more realistic. The material has a nice soft finish, and care should be easy. The only real negatives are the cheap zipper, and not being able to adjust the suction during use. But neither issue bothers me.

Pros Lightweight, small, easy to hold.

Cons Can't adjust suction during use.

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Published:January 23, 2012

Optimum power vibro sucking stroker reviews

Price: $55.99

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Optimum power vibro sucking stroker

js250

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And The Biggest Sucker Of Them All Is......

Me! I should have known, when you get too many things going at once, something is not going to work right. First and foremost, check the fit! By the time I wedged myself inside, got the vibrations going, an then tried to pump it up, I was...a)exhausted, b) sore & c)frustrated. This is a great concept and might work very well for men of average to smaller girths, but not for me.

Pros Vibrates, sucks & pumps. Great concept. Self contained.

Cons 1 7/8" opening - stretched. Needs 2 people to operate properly. Cheaply made.

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Published:December 26, 2011

redheadedperfection

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Price: $69.99

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Hand job turbo stroker

Breas

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The Stroker That Just Doesn't Stroke... Save Your Money.

The Hand Job Turbo Stroker is a great concept for a product…Unfortunately though, that is as far as the greatness goes. The product itself has quite a few MAJOR flaws that need to be fixed before this product will actually work as it is intended to. This product did not work for my partner, and was a total dud for any sexual pleasure. Wait until something better comes along before forking out this type of money.

Pros The CONCEPT of the product is the only "pro"

Cons mechanisms are weak product does not "stroke" takes C batteries no instructions

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Vroom:

[?Very mild, extremely low level vibration, great for newbies, foreplay and extra sensitive areas.]

Bee:

[?Extremely noisy, the neighbors can probably hear this power tool cranking!]

Published:November 10, 2011

Price: $31.99

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Man Eaters

froggiemoma

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Little Green FREAK!

Very cute toy and while it does provide some pleasing stimulation not enough to it to get the "job" done. I would consider it more a novelty item and just a neat toy to have around.

Pros CUTE! 3 speeds, strong vibrations

Cons loud, battery cap can be a pain

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Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Fairly loud, comparable to a large appliance, definitely heard through covers and easily heard through a closed door.]

Published:August 07, 2011

sexyintexas

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Naughty Little Martian Muncher

This is one of the cutest male toys around. While it does offer vibrations and is a hilarious visual aid, you may need additional stimulation to reach an orgasm.

Pros Adorable, 3 speeds of vibrations

Cons No suction or tightness

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Moderate vibration, good for overall body usage, average in intensity and probably suitable for most individuals.]

Bee:

[?Low, soft, "white noise" hum, similar to a cell phone’s vibration alert, that can be heard through covers but not through a closed door.]

Published:June 27, 2011

Kindred

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Clit Eater, maybe. Man Eater? Not so much.

The Man Eater is a vibrator designed to provide a subtle yet stimulating experience for men. Because it lacks any stroking or thrusting mechanics associated with typical masturbators, many men may find it difficult to climax with this toy. However, it might be worth buying if only for the laugh factor.

Pros Whimsical appearance, Moderate vibration level

Cons Limited contact surface area, Lacks stroking/thrusting

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Vroom:

[?Moderate vibration, good for overall body usage, average in intensity and probably suitable for most individuals.]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:May 08, 2011

Champagne and Benzedrine (Roland Hulme)

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They Came From Outer Space (and so did you)

The Man Eater is a unique new product with a revolutionary design - and is beautifully packaged and marketed. While some men might prefer more traditional masturbation sleeves, those willing to experiment might find this product is exactly what they wanted to add to their collection; or even find it becoming their "go to" toy when they want some quick, casual please.

Pros A very cool looking toy with an innovative and effective design.

Cons This is a different type of toy, and some men might prefer more traditional sleeves.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Moderate vibration, good for overall body usage, average in intensity and probably suitable for most individuals.]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:April 13, 2011

BigDaddy10

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Alien Monster Who Loves Penises

This toy is super cute if you're looking for a fun and new toy, I think this is it. I know my wife saw him, turned to me, and her exact words were, "We have to have him." So, I bought him.

Pros Powerful, super cute, not a hair attractor.

Cons Loud.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Fairly loud, comparable to a large appliance, definitely heard through covers and easily heard through a closed door.]

Published:March 25, 2011

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Price: $71.99

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Optimum power blow job stroker

Jimbo Jones

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Optimum... Maybe for Somebody

The Optimum Power Blow Job Stroker is California Exotic's entry into the arena of "hands free" masturbators. The interior sleeve is made of SoftTouch and has internal nubs for increased sensation. The user's penis must be a pretty specific size in order for it to be very effective. The amount of sensation provided by the stroking mechanism is also lessened by the two interior sleeves. If the stars align, this may be a good sleeve for you, otherwise, there are much better sleeves out there.

Pros Internal movement; potential for being relatively "hands free"; soft inner sleeve material

Cons Mechanical movement is small; tunnel is small; won't work well for many penises

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Very mild, extremely low level vibration, great for newbies, foreplay and extra sensitive areas.]

Bee:

[?Fairly loud, comparable to a large appliance, definitely heard through covers and easily heard through a closed door.]

Published:April 16, 2011

Price: $0.00

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Sweet ass

CafeSabroso

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Pleasurable, but Tricky to Use and Clean

The Sweet Ass is nice because it is actually long enough to go deep (for most guys, less than 7 inches). Unfortunately, the Sweet Ass is only open on one end, making cleanup tedious and ineffective. I ended up having to use condoms with the toy so that I wouldn't spend longer cleaning it than masturbating with it. The tightness is nice, but it makes the sleeve difficult to enter and negatively affects the durability of the toy, especially at the opening.

Pros Very tight and stretchy, pleasant texture

Cons Difficult to penetrate, difficult to clean, rips easily at the opening

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Published:December 01, 2010

Unconventional

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Price: $80.99

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Waterproof turbo stroker

Funguyfromli

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Didn't live up to the hype!

Don't waste you money on this automatic masturbator. Your hand would do a better job, and you could save a lot of cash!

Pros There are none.

Cons Noisy, big and heavy, and doesn’t work well.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Very mild, extremely low level vibration, great for newbies, foreplay and extra sensitive areas.]

Bee:

[?Extremely noisy, the neighbors can probably hear this power tool cranking!]

Published:November 19, 2010

Dr Dick

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Price: $0.00

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Turbo suck

ScottA

extremely useful

Little Sucker

The Turbo Suck is a phthalates-free TPR masturbator with variable-speed motorized thrusting action. Disassembly for cleaning is easy, and the battery pack/speed control is remotely mounted outside of the unit for ease of use. The length of the thrusts is between 1/4" and 1/2" depending on how firm your support is, and there are some delicate components that require extra care.

Pros One of the few motorized "thrusting" masturbators out there.

Cons Broke after two uses, mediocre stimulation.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Very mild, extremely low level vibration, great for newbies, foreplay and extra sensitive areas.]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:October 28, 2010

Price: $69.99

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Vertical turbo stroker

Jimbo Jones

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Different Strokes

The Vertical Turbo Stroker takes a soft Senso sleeve and surrounds it with a plastic cylinder with beads that moves up and down the length of the sleeve at various speeds. All of that is housed in clear plastic so you can see the mechanism move. It’s powered by 4 “C” batteries housed in a wired controller. If you’ve got the right size and shape, it may revolutionize your masturbatory experience. If not, well, sorry.

Pros Soft material, moving beads.

Cons Motor isn’t strong enough, small range of penis shapes/sizes that it works on.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?A lower-level intensity that provides light stimulation but can be still felt in most internal and external spots.]

Bee:

[?Extremely noisy, the neighbors can probably hear this power tool cranking!]

Published:October 20, 2010

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