I'd just like to start out this review by saying this is going to come off as a rant, but I'll try to remain as neutral as possible.

Lets start as I often do with the packaging. The packaging includes details of the product, though these weren't as informative as some of the other products I've seen. Along with the instructions there's a picture of a naked women. Something I absolutely despise on packaging is naked men or naked women. It's not discrete nor is it appealing. I'd much rather packaging that's to the point and discrete. The toy itself comes in a sealed plastic baggy that is easy enough to get rid of.

Upon first impression the toy reeks of latex as often toys made of it do. Out of the box there was no problems with the mechanisms, it vibrates with the use of two AA batteries as well as inflates/deflates with ease. The vibration is adjustable via a knob on the top which is like most adjustable vibrators. Inflating is done with a squeeze ball, easy enough to use as is. To deflate there's a button you press next to the inflation ball that releases the air.


The texture of the toy is of course latex. Which gives off a horrible smell and when you touch it the smell stays on your hand for days. Both the inside and outside of the toy are made from the same material which feels bad to hold in your hand and feels bad to have on your penis. I must stress that you absolutely need water or lubricant in the toy to even get your penis in. Even with the help it's cumbersome and some times painful to get in. Which reminds me there there is a side limit for this toy and it's five or six inches.

When you get your penis in, the toy feels worse then your hand in my opinion. The inflation doesn't feel goo and only serves to push your penis out of the toy. There's really no medium setting to the inflation, it's either loose or too tight. The vibration does actually feel good but it doesn't redeem the toy from the other failures that the toy has.