This is a thong designed to show off a man's package. The front is large, and able to stretch around your penis and scrotum. This front piece is shiny and smooth, drawing attention with its sparkly surface but also inviting hands to stroke its luxurious surface. At the sides and back it is less substantial, with just a narrow strap running between your buttocks. Guys, get ready to see what your girlfriend goes through when she wears those thongs you like. It might feel a bit weird at first, but once you get it into place it is pretty comfortable. And if everything goes well, you won't be staying in them long anyway, right?

The thong made of a stretchy mix of 90% polyester and 10% spandex. The washing instructions indicate that it should only be washed by hand, in cool water. It should not go in the washer or dryer. That might be a bit annoying, but you probably won't be wearing this sort of thing daily, so it shouldn't be a big deal. It seems reasonably well constructed for this sort of limited-use underwear, with adequate materials and stitching.

Like many garments of this type, it's "one size fits most." That often works well, but I think in this case they skewed the size range too far towards smaller body types. Without any stretching, the waistband measures around 23 inches. Stretching it to the extreme, it can just barely reach 40 inches. A more realistic upper bound on waist size for comfortable wearing is probably around 34 inches. Given that men's briefs normally run from 28 inches to 46 inches (according to the sizing chart on the Hanes website) I think these are pretty small. (Boxers run 30-48 inches.) If you wear small or medium underwear, these are probably fine, but if you wear extra large, I'd skip this item and find something a bit bigger.

I have a 40 inch waist, so I was just barely able to squeeze into these. They were actually pretty comfortable once I got them on, but putting them on took a fair amount of time, with some ominous creaking sounds as I struggled to get them past my hips. My girlfriend liked the look and feel of the fabric, even if it didn't have a very flattering fit.

Although they took five minutes to get into, I was able to pull them off in a matter of seconds.