Less Than in Love.

For my first realistic pocket pussy, I wasn't that overly impressed with the Love Buddy. Being around the $36 mark, I really expected more than what I got. Unfortunately I was let down by the Love Buddy by Topco Sales.
If you're in the market for an adequate realistic pocket pussy, I suggest the Love Buddy. It's a solid choice for anyone under a budget.
Published:
Pros
Realistic look and feel
Tight
Internal ribbing
Cons
Very short
Makes slurping noises
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review
I was super stoked when I got the Love Buddy by Topco Sales in the mail, when I had returned home from the weekend away. I put my things down, and tore open the package to see less than up-to-par packaging containing the Love Buddy.

The Love Buddy doesn't actually come in a box, like all the other masturbators I've got in my collection. It just comes in a plain and simple blister package, with a neat little sample piece of Cyberskin to touch and squeeze, so you can feel the realistic texture. Upon fiddling around with the sample bit, I found it left somewhat of a greasy texture on the fingers. After giggling for few minutes while poking and squishing the sample bit, I decided to finally open up the package.

The blister pack is super easy to open, no knives or scissors required. Just peel it open from the top, and it folds for easy access (and storage for later). There was an insert with information on both the front and back. On the front, it gives a brief and somewhat distasteful idea of what it's used for. Something along the lines of "so life-like, your cock will think it's the real thing." Along the backside of the same insert, it gives a description of the texture including; internal ribbing, life-like feel, and simulated pelvic bone.

The toy itself is rather anatomically accurate, with nice lips, and a tight opening for you to ram your meat into.

I popped the Love Buddy out of the package, and gave it a nice solid squeeze. It feels very skin-like, but lacked any real life-like texture that other Cyberskin toys have. An example would be the Sunrise Pocket pussy-- It actually has a bumpy skin texture like you'd see on a real woman, whereas the Love Buddy is smooth on the outside, and has a nice heft to it as well. The only downside to this material right off the bat was the greasy texture after handling it.

The size of the toy was surprisingly small, from what I gathered from pictures. It measures about 5 and a half inches long, and just over 4 inches wide. The usable part is about 5 to 5 and a quarter inches in length. It also has beautifully coloured lips, and a nice real-to-life skin tone as well.

Clean up is a breeze, as it's open on both ends. The usual hot water and mild soap rinse will work, or you can use dedicated toy cleaners to keep the Love Buddy as clean as a whistle. It is also recommended to use cornstarch to keep it from being tacky and sticking to itself.

Since Cyberskin is a mixture of PVC and silicone, only water-based lubricants are safe to use.
Be sure to store this away from your other toys or, like myself, in Ziplock bags, as the Cyberskin material will react with others and end up being unusable again.
Experience
After getting over the greasy feel it left on my hands, I decided to plunge into the Love Buddy.

First, I'll start by saying it's super tight, and attractive. I'm not 100% sure, but it appears to even have a hymen. Again, I'm not sure if Topco Sales made that intentionally, or if it was just excess material after being molded.

As I had mentioned, the Love Buddy is super tight, and rippled extensively, so it does feel somewhat real. This being my first realistic pocket pussy, I was rather impressed.

Now, the biggest downfall of this toy is that I was poking out the other end when in the full swing of things. This normally wouldn't be a bad thing, if it wasn't the entire head of my penis that would come out the back.

As much as the packaging had hyped up the texture and feel of the Love Buddy, I wasn't overly impressed with it.

Using it was kind of boring, and I wouldn't have mistaken it for the real deal like the packaging had mentioned.

The ribbing on the inside of the toy is very nice, and it does give the Love Buddy a great appeal, combined with how tight it is.

I found myself having to use quite a bit of lube with the Love Buddy, as I kept on sticking to it. Along with that, the Love Buddy made a gross slurping noise as I was having my way with it.

I also noticed that the "simulated pelvic bone" didn't add any extra sensations to my experience either.

Perhaps those that are lucky enough to not be too long/big for the Love Buddy can take full advantage of the opening on the opposite end by either inserting a bullet, or covering the hole for added suction with your finger.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
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    • Solo
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    • Anywhere
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  • Contributor: ellieprobable
    Thanks for the honest review.
  • Contributor: Antipova
    So, is the "simulated pelvic bone" just ad-copy for saying that the front is firm? How important is a pelvic bone to they guy's sensation in PIV sex? What a strange thing to advertise.

    Thanks for the review, hope you're enjoying Eden.
  • Contributor: callsignhusker
    nice review keep it up
  • Contributor: ShaneZed
    Ellieprobable - No problem. I don't want anyone to be let down like I was.

    Antipova - The simulated pelvic bone is supposed to add realism to the toy, but I found it didn't enhance or decrease the feeling to it, compared to my other similar toys.

    Callsignhusker - You're welcome, thanks for the encouragement.
  • Contributor: C-Rae
    Things like this make my have penis envy! LOL it looks good.. I'd lick it
  • Contributor: ShaneZed
    It looks awesome, I agree.
    But like I stated in the review, I'm too big for it.
  • Contributor: Jammin14580
    Nice review!
  • Contributor: ShaneZed
    Thanks!
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