The best - or shall I say, intended - use for this toy is as a male masturbator. The "college tease" is a thick TPR toy with a "mouth" on the business end. Well, it looked like a mouth to me, but as most of the toy is clear, it was difficult to tell if it was a mouth or pussy lips. Regardless, this toy is (obviously) for a male - unless you're a lot more clever than I am! - and can be used in any situation that I can think of, unless you're in the living room with your parents. Probably best not to use it then.

Also, use protection and don't share!

The first thing that I noticed about the tease was the smell. It had a very heady plastic-type smell; once washed the smell faded, but it was definitely a deterrent when I first opened the box. It's a very squishy masturbator; since I don't have the required equipment, I had a few moments of wondering just how, exactly, this would be any good for a man; the squishiest toys aren't necessarily the best for women, after all. Texture's for any user, but I will say that it's difficult on the first few uses due to a bit more tightness than I'd thought (will go into detail on this later on in the review).

The design, for me and my boyfriend, wasn't anything to write home about. I had to peel apart the "lips" of the toy and push fairly hard to even get it on my boy's penis! If you let go of the toy, it easily slips right off; and not because it's too loose, but because it's tight enough that it'll pop off like a spring. If your boy is long enough and the head of his shaft can go to the end of the toy and beyond, it can stay on there with the head securing it. Hence the penis armor - it basically looked like a thick, jelly suit of armor around my boy's penis. The design of this toy made us burst into laughter and we pretty much lost the mood, but we soldiered on for the sake of reviews!

This toy, while lube-friendly, also creates quite a sticky mess when you're finished. Precome + lube + enclosed surfaces are bad enough - we didn't get far enough to test it with come, but my boy nearly needed a shower by the time we were done. NOT easy to take care of - I can't imagine how you'd clean the inside of this toy. I'd store it in a plastic bag or case, because it seems like it would get everything and its brother stuck to it quite easily (cat hair, anyone?).