The Realistic Pocket Pussy lives up to its title. Perfectly described by the manufacturer, this toy is an “incredibly lifelike masturbator." Though most likely used within the comfort of your room, it could potentially be used anywhere given its easily portable size. Key features include its soft and stretchy material, which feels remarkably real to the touch.

The TPR material allows you to use silicone and water-based lubricants to assist you with your “fun.” Plus, great news, this material is hypo-allergenic, latex-free, phthalates-free, and ranks 7/10 on the Eden safety scale. This is an important aspect to me since my partners have had at least one experience ruined by an allergy. The material feels amazingly human-like, practically like the real thing and remarkably smooth! The contours and additional bulges on the back side fit your hand well to assist with full control over your Pocket Pussy. When I’ve used it (several times now), I have not needed to use lube to assist with insertion. It does take a little extra effort to spread the “lips” open to get the head of your shaft in. However, after a few strokes the Pocket Pussy naturally engulfs your entire shaft.

The website declares the Pocket Pussy can fit customers with penises of “any length.” At an average length myself, the 5 ¾” length of the toy fits me like a glove. I suspect it would feel great for any man of a shorter length since it provides a satisfying, real-like tightness. The wide base feels comfortable and prevents my hand from slipping off the end. The small size allows it to be stored easily, and one can travel with it with no problem. It would take up little room in a travel bag or backpack. Trust me - I recently took a cross country train ride with my handy toy and was occasionally able to slip into the private restroom to enjoy my wonderful toy! Unfortunately, the TPR material leaves a subtle odor, so I recommend you wash your hands afterwards to prevent them from smelling a bit odd later in your day.

The product is easy to clean (and I even enjoy squeezing my cum out after each use to simulate a beautiful pocket-pussy creampie). As previously described, it’s waterproof, so clean up is quick and easy. TPR toys cannot be disinfected with boiling water, however, you can wash them with warm water and toy cleaner or mild soap. I’m afraid I don’t want anyone touching my toy after the leg-quivering experiences I’ve had with it!

It comes in an air-sealed plastic bag and an appropriately-sized box. Both the bag and the box can act as storage containers since they are the perfect size! Packaging was discreet, which I appreciate, given I live in a busy area of the city.

My overall experience was fantastic. It has given me some of the best orgasms I’ve had outside of intercourse. I honestly have to pace myself with my Realistic Pocket Pussy while enjoying my favorite POV videos, as my body just cannot handle how realistic, tight, soft, and gentle the toy feels. At either a fast or slow pace, this toy left my entire body shaking. I haven’t been able to grasp how fantastic each release feels! The only thing I would change is the smell. I wish it were a little subtler, or at least smelled pleasing and deliberate, like vanilla, for example.