Ever since the first Fleshlight hit the market, I've heard nothing but good things about them, but I never felt inclined to buy one. I thought, "Why pay for something that only does what my hand can do so well already?" But then I saw an advertisement for the Alien, and being a huge fan of sci-fi and the like, I was immediately sold. Once this amazing blue tube of pleasure came in the mail, my hand, much like an outdated, overly corny sci-fi movie, began to "collect dust."

The moment after the package got to my door, I opened it up, excited to see the alien pussy that I was about to pump my load into. I followed the advice in the pamphlet provided and let the sleeve sit in warm water for a few minutes to give it a more realistic feel. I eagerly put it in the case, lubed it up and got my cock nice and hard. I slowly pushed it down over the head and down the whole shaft, distinctly feeling all the different textures hugging and gripping my cock. A drawn out "Woooowww..." escaped from my mouth. I couldn't believe how closely it resembled the feeling of a real, wet, warm, inviting pussy. I continued with my extraterrestrial stroke fest that ended with one of the most intense orgasms I've ever had.

At 7 inches exactly, my cock got pampered by all of the textures, although only the head and a small part of the shaft got through to the last bit. But the sleeve is removable and can be penetrated from either side. So cocks of all sizes can enjoy all the textures!

The Fleshlight Alien, like all Fleshlights, uses the company's patented "Real Feel Superskin" material. Out of the box and before use, it felt very soft and squishy... like something I would want to put my dick in, basically. It also had a nice smell in my opinion, sort of a sweet smell. When warmed and lubed up, the inside almost feels identical to a real pussy, but with crazy textures. It feels slick, and it's easy to slide your cock in and out whether you're taking it slow, or jerking at jackhammer speeds.

Whenever I get close to orgasm, I have to slow down. At faster speeds, the amount of stimulation that the textures add almost make the orgasm TOO intense. But as long as you know the meaning of "control," the climax and the experience as a whole will leave you shaking with pleasure.

The design of this toy is really unique and interesting. As is probably obvious by the name, it's supposed to look like an alien's pussy. While it's impossible to know what an alien's pussy might look like, this thing gets your imaginative (and other) juices flowing. Maybe you fantasize about eloping with a sexy Navi on Pandora, or maybe you're into crazy, wacked out hentai? Whatever the case, this toy will fulfill your alien fucking fantasies.

The sleeve's insertable length is about 7 3/4 inches. It swallows my whole cock in a tight vortex of pleasure and I love every minute of it! If you're on the smaller or larger side, you can still get the same enjoyment out of it as someone who fits perfectly, since the sleeve is removable.

The case is designed to look like a flashlight (hence: Fleshlight). And it succeeds in that department... if you're a giant. It also says "Fleshlight" in big raised letters on the side. While it's not as obvious as most pocket pussies, I wouldn't leave it laying around for people to see. And as far as travel goes, if you can leave it at home, do so. Unless you're okay with security inspecting a toy that your dick has been in.

There are two caps on Fleshlight cases. One large one covering the main attraction (side meant for insertion), and another, smaller cap on the other end. The smaller cap can be adjusted/removed during use. The purpose of this cap is to create suction. Tightening the cap creates more suction, making the sleeve feel tighter around your cock. Loosening the cap does the opposite. I personally keep it about halfway tightened and loosen or remove it when I'm nearing orgasm. If it's too tight, it makes the orgasm too intense too enjoy. But since it's adjustable, you can play around with the tightness to fit your personal preference. A really great feature, if you ask me!

Alternatively, you can remove the sleeve and grip it with your hands over your cock. You can also flip it around and experience the textures backwards. Hooray for variety!

Another great thing about this toy is that it's easy to clean. All you have to do is take the sleeve out of the case, rinse it with hot water and apply whatever toy cleaner you might use, and rinse the case out. When you're done cleaning, leave it out to dry. You don't want to store it while it's still wet, in case of mold.

If you are considering buying any of Fleshlight's many available models, I would suggest buying "Fleshpowder" as well. After a couple sessions, the material starts to feel sticky, and loses the softness that it had out of the box. The Fleshpowder basically removes any moisture leftover and gives it that soft feeling that it had out of the box. Alternatively, cornstarch can be used for this purpose.

Storage is extremely simple. You just return the sleeve to the case after cleaning and drying, put the caps on, and that's it! I live alone so I keep mine sitting out on a shelf in my room, but it would easily fit in a drawer if necessary.

As far as lube goes, it is suggested in the care info pamphlet that you only use water-based lubes, because oil lubes will slowly destroy the material over time.

I ordered from the official Fleshlight website, and the experience was good. The Alien came in a discrete brown box from that left no way of knowing that there was a sex toy inside. The case was set neatly in the box, and the sleeve was encased in clear plastic that was easy to get into. A small slip advertising other Fleshlight products, and an information pamphlet explaining how to clean and care for the toy were also included.

The Alien got me hooked on Fleshlights, and I'll probably be purchasing more from them in the future! Highly recommended for any guy, or girls looking for something hot to surprise your guy with.

I have nothing but good things to say about my experience with the Alien, aside from a couple of orgasms that were a little too intense... and let's be honest, that's not a huge complaint!