Dick Plumper and Thickening cream... What is in a name? I must begin by saying that maybe I was expecting too much. On the other hand, maybe I was expecting something it never claimed to provide. So let me explain how it is that I think it may have worked.

When I first received the package I opened it and was surprised at the lack of information on using it. The instructions are "Apply Liberally to Desired Area." Again, most people would know from the name what the desired area is. that is not a mystery. But here are some of the question a person might have.

Apply how long before having intercourse? I mean one of the main ingredients in this stuff is menthyl. And man can you smell it when you put it on. It almost smelt like the old Ben-gay my dad use to use for sore muscles. And while I am here let me also suggest if you decide to have your wife apply this be sure and tell her not to rub any sweat from her eyes while having sex. Yeah, you get the picture. Listening to "Oh my God that burns." is not a great turn on believe me.

Another question you might consider is, “Use how often?” Should you do this just as your getting ready to have sex or several times during the day to prepare?

What is this stuff suppose to do? This could be a question for some. If your expecting to rub this on and your cock grow three inches you might do just as well with an old Aladdin's lamp. In fact, the lamp may even work better. Rub the lamp, rub your cock, rub the lamp, rub your cock. At least the rubbing might cause it to grow a little.

I will say the menthyl in the product does seem to cause it to draw blood to the area. Nevertheless, it does not make it any bigger than before. It just makes you semi-hard. Big deal.

So I began by saying that I believe this goop may have worked. So here is how that is true. I now feel like a giant six-foot dick for even thinking this might work.

As a follow up to the original review I want to say I have tried the various suggestions given to me by those that have read the review and decided to offer ideas on its use.

I must say that I still find it to be less than what you may expect. I wish I could say that it made me 12 inches long and as big around as a roll of salami... but it did not.

But I do thank Eden for allowing me to try it and comment on it. What a great company of people you are.