Automatic male masturbator
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Impact Hammer For My Little Friend

Great automatic stoker with an included porn performer urging you on. She'll instruct you how to make love to her. This is great for guys tired of using their own hand after a hard day's work.
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Pros
Soft plushy canal, Cordless, Rechargeable, Great large handle
Cons
I wish stroking could be faster. A small packet of corn starch for maintenance would be nice
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

I received this for Christmas from a special friend. She's the best! Ntw, she also gave my wife a wonderful gift too. My wife received The Wonder, a two-sided sex toy. One side doubles as a clit vibe and G spot toy. The other side blows air waves on the clitoris. She really knows what we like.

In one word to describe the Hammer: AWESOME! As you can see from the picture it has 2 orifices', vaginal and anus. Many masturbators nowadays are featuring both. Guess with women gaining more status and power in life the backdoor is becoming less and less accessible. At least in our bedroom, it is.

Labia and Pussy Opening
Soft Plushy Vag with labia's

Not So Tight Anus
Backdoor. Opening could be smaller/tighter

To use this:
1) apply some lube to your hand, stroke yourself till erect or near erect.
2) plug in the included earphone and get ready to listen to a porn star giving you instructions.
3) apply more lube on yourself and/or the opening. Insert your penis, power on.

This is a rechargeable automated machine that won't get tired. It can go about 1 whole hour. It has 7 modes of nonstop stoking power. It also moans and urges you on. The climax for many men sometimes is more mental than physical. So to help you enjoy this more and cum there's a girl with a sex performer's sexy voice moaning and pleading you as the Hammer strokes your manhood.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Foreplay
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

The openings are made of super-soft TPE. TPE is softer than silicone and is used in many high-quality masturbators.
Inside the openings are lots of soft silky ridges. You can see through one side to the other when looking at the rows and rows of pushy ribs and ridges. The rows of ribs are continuous from one end to the other.

The vag and anus openings feel nice on my head as I enter. When fully inside, the rows or ribs feel fantastic on my entire shaft.

You have to be partially or fully erect to enjoy this. It will not get a flaccid penis erect. At least it didn't for me.
    • Plush
    • Smooth

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

There's an anus and vagina opening. They both feel the same to me when I enter, though. It's the insides that make this machine work its magic. The canal from end to end is 8" long. The material is so stretchy it can open up for a girth of 2" easily. I stuck my wife's Caesar and VC Outlaw dildos in it with no problems. Their girths are respectively 1 3/4" and 2" wide.

Of course, for me, it had no problems swallowing my entirety. I really enjoyed its softness pounding on my shaft and abdomen.

This comes with caps for both ends, a USB cord for charging. It's easy to take anywhere. And it's not that loud either. If watching TV, you would have to turn up the volume. With the caps on, this can be left out. Nobody would know it's a masturbator.
    • Discreet look/design
    • Futuristic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The power on and mode controls are on the bottom of the handle. When charging, the power button will blink until fully charged. The handle has ridges for a good grip. Handy when you have lube everywhere.

When powered on, both puffy orifices will pump in and out. Click on the product page of the Hammer to see illustrations of how it works.

It comes with earphones. It appears to also have volume control. However, mine didn't increase or decrease when I pressed it.

Earphones with Volume / Charging port
Charging port on the side of the handle. Ear jack on top of the handle
    • Feels realistic
    • Very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

The sleeve can be removed for thorough cleaning. You can use a toy cleaner and also attach it to the faucet and run warm water to rinse the inside's out. You can also turn it inside out but be careful not to rip the delicate material.

This came with bags over both openings. It had some corn starch in them. You should use some when storing.
Only use water-based lubes on this.

I wouldn't put this under water, but it is splash-proof. I have used soap on the casing/handle and rinsed it under the faucet. One can't help but get lubricant on it.
    • Easy to store

Packaging

Packaging was very discreet. Nobody would even suspect what was in it. The two orifices' both had protective covers with some powder dusting inside to preserve them. The instruction pamphlet was short and concise.

Personal comments

I enjoyed the fast pattern the most. I also like tilting the opening on the glans of my penis head and seeing myself grow even bigger. When ready, I would also pump her so as to feel her soft mound pounding on my body. Cumming in her was great. She drained every last drop into her canal.

Experience

As I mentioned, there is a porn star included with this. When you plug the earphones in and power on, you will hear:
" ugh, ugh, ooh, ohh, yes, ugh Fuc* me with your big coc*, fu*k me, more, more, please, yes, yes
I want to feel it! give me every drop, oh, oh, Ah Ah Oh oh yes Fuc* me with your big C**k until u cum more, more don't stop, ah, ah, I can feel it, so deep! Give me every drop, F me with that b c fc me with it!
I can feel it, it's so deep. umm, umm, aah, ahh, yea oh , ohh

etc. etc. etc.
Follow-up commentary
This comes out once in a while when I'm in the mood. I normally use a C ring with it. Staying very hard is important when using the hammer.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Robin Goodfellow
    Nice review! What an interesting toy!
  • Contributor: Di's Guy
    Nice review, my cocks hard and ready to try it out
  • Contributor: Leil@
    A special friend Glad you liked the toys! Thanks for the detailed and, as usual, fantastic review!
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