The Mrs tells me that I'm an old man, but a darn sexy one--and I'll take that. She's quite the fox herself. She has this thing going on with a bus driver over here; yesterday he gave her a little chocolate heart. Mind you, he's half my age, so I had to step up my game.

I brought this Adonis thong with me and its been sitting in the suitcase but, needing the heavy guns, they came out yesterday. I waited until the Mrs was in the shower (getting all sexy for the bus drive I'll bet) and I put on the thong. It felt a bit crowded in there, so I adjusted my man parts (equivalent to lady bits) a few times until it was about right. Now, I'm not a big man (except where it counts) and this thong was pretty close to every part of me. You should also know that the material is not the white BVD kind that I usually wear. This stuff you can see through. Yes, it is see through, through and through. Nothing was hidden. See through.

Well, I was thinking I looked pretty good in this thong and rushed to finish dressing before the Mrs came from the shower. I was watching the news on TV as the Mrs got ready--she knew we'd be seeing her bus driver guy and she looked pretty excited to me. BUT, I knew what lurked beneath and figured I had a leg up on Mr Chocolate Heart Bus Driver.

So, about the thong: it is see through, very lightweight, not much room for the goods (I would say that even a small package would be squeezed up in there). The waist and legs don't have the typical band on most men's underwear. There is a narrow band of sorts that runs around all the edging of the thong. In addition, there is a seam right in front that cuts down to your crotch. It is visible, which I think takes away from the sexy look, but not much. The seam does not scratch the goods. There is a band of about an inch wide that runs around the back, down the center of the butt cheeks and connects to the part that cradles the man parts. The entire piece is soft and has a nice feel. I experienced no scratchiness or itching. I chose black; these are also available in red and purple.

Although the see through man part cradle is very soft and stretchy, that band that runs around the back, down the butt cheeks and connects back to the man cradle is not. It has a bit of give, but not much. I would not describe it as elastic.

The Mrs buys me a size small or medium (she says I've grown a bit over the years) in underwear and this thong just about made it. When she first laid those brown eyes on me I had a 28" waist--kept that until I hit 45. Now, I am a 32" waist (sometimes it may be a 33") and a 38R suit coat. Not what you'd call a big guy (except, remember this, where it counts). So, you young, thin guys--your time will come!

So we left on our adventure. We were visiting the Knesset--I thought P.M. Netanyahu needed some advice (and the Mrs has an eye for him--she must like big guys). The bus came and the Mrs and that bus driver had their little whatever while I headed to find a couple of seats for us. That was when it happened. I sat down. Actually, I sat down and jumped up. That butt cheek band was doing its thing and it wasn't good. It pulled my man cradle really hard--and I was on the city bus! I had to adjust things and just hoped no one noticed. I think I was safe because I didn't hear any snickering and I wasn't thrown off the bus or arrested.

I had to pull that back band down a few inches so it freed up the butt cheek band and left my man parts some room. I lowered the front also--you can't be too careful when protecting the man parts. Lucky for me we were only facing a 15 minute ride. When we arrived at our destination P.M. Netanyahu was unavailable for consultation (imagine that?) so I ran to the nearest men's room, took off this thong, and spent half the day swinging in the wind, which was preferable to that man cradle.

Well, I still had to bring out those big guns, so when we got back to our place I put the thong back on. I jumped on the bed and grabbed the Mrs. Then I walked around the room showing off my see through thong. She had that big grin and I knew she was trying not to laugh (Mr Bus Driver wouldn't look any better) at me. But then, something happened. She reached out and grabbed me!! She grabbed my man parts in the thong- She liked the thong/man cradle. I guess this thong is not too bad afterall.! That felt nice.

I still find this pretty uncomfortable, especially when sitting down. But the Mrs likes the way it looks, so I put it on for a few minutes and take it off. It's nice to please the ladies when we can!