Ever go to one of those brick and mortar stores and see those huge boxes on the wall of sex dolls? This is one of those boxed toys, complete with the sample vagina on the front of the box you can play with.

When you get the box home and opened up, you'll find the whole set displayed inside: Kayden's cloned face stares up at you, mouth slightly agape, the barbell of her A and P is bent around so both sides face out, and the very shiny looking vibrating bullet set.

The box gives VERY detailed descriptions and instructions about how to use this product. It also details Cyberskin; what it is and how to clean it. The instructions, descriptions, and details on and in the packaging really go above and beyond when it comes to how to use and take care of this product. Good job Topco!

Really, that's where the good parts end and the disappointed starts. The material does warm up well, but cools off quickly too. The biggest problem I had was the barbell. In the really real world, the anus and the vagina don't connect (and it's really bad when they do, see a doctor). This would be not a problem if you were looking for a stroker toy; however, with a toy you're supposed to have sex with, it doesn't work at all. On a non-plastic woman, the vagina and anus both go towards the center of the body and, as previously mentioned, don't connect. When using the toy, my penis kept getting pushed down from the shape of the barbell, not a pleasant feeling. In every position, EVERY POSITION, this was an issue; instead of going in, my penis went down.

Another couple points to talk about:
The head is strapped to her lower back to make it easier to "get head" from it. I felt really uncomfortable with this hole. It felt like I was getting a throat job, a dominant position I'm not at all comfortable with.

Her breasts felt about as realistic as warmed plastic milk jugs (ironic?). The nipples were nice...

The vibrating bullet wasn't that great, a solid 2 of 5. It runs on AA's and is really touchy. To get to the speed/intensity you want, you'll have to go past it and come back down on the slider.

If you can get this product to work for you (besides being able to use the carpool lanes) you might enjoy it, and there's a patch kit included.

Pass.

I've got a couple of strokers that do a better job than this one.

Yeah...Kayden and I broke up not much longer after this review was written.

She said she's doing fine now...helping people use the carpool lane and such.