I'm Busting Out Of Here
If my waistline was smaller I'd probably enjoy this thong a lot more. While it looks and feels sexy, the chain links are too weak and like to bust apart and there's not a lot of room to grow in front. If your waistline measurement is less than 42 inches this may be the perfect thong for you.
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Pros
Material has a great feel and look to it
Cons
Chains are too weak and frustrating, not much room to grow
I really want to like this thong, but I have mixed feelings about it. A lot of that has to do with “one size fits most.” That should be rewritten to say “one size fits men with a waistline of 42 inches or less.” My waistline measures approximately 42 inches where the waistband of a thong would sit. I can still wear this thong with some minor adjustments, but it is clearly a better fit for someone thinner than me.
I was able to put it on if I was careful, but every time I tried to take it back off the metal links would bend open and the thong would break apart. To fix this problem I had to bend the metal back together far enough that they wouldn’t separate when I took the thong off. The links will probably pop open again after several uses and I will need to bend them back again, but at least the thong is usable.
The links are definitely made of metal, although it seems to be the weakest/cheapest metal possible. They would probably work better for someone with a smaller waist, but even then you won’t want to stretch this thong out too much. The links just aren’t strong enough to handle it.
The fabric for the thong feels incredible. It’s 90% polyester and 10% spandex so it has a nice, smooth feel and a little bit of stretch. I definitely like the material a lot more than cotton thongs. It just has a sexier feel to it. It is recommended that you hand wash this thong in cold water and let it drip dry. The box has a male model showing off the front and back view of the thong so this box is definitely not discreet if you're giving this as a gift. The box also tells you how to clean the fabric and what material it is made from.
There’s not a lot of room in front of this thong. When things start growing I felt a little cramped in places I really didn’t want to be cramped in. I even thought I might pop out of it at first, but I never did. There's just enough room to accommodate the average man. My wife loved how this thong looked, so I’m sure it will make it in to the rotation of items that I wear for her. The thong definitely looks and feels sexy. I’m not disappointed I got the thong, but I do think it would work better for someone with a waist measurement less than 42 inches. If your measurement is less than 42 inches I wouldn’t hesitate to buy it.
I was able to put it on if I was careful, but every time I tried to take it back off the metal links would bend open and the thong would break apart. To fix this problem I had to bend the metal back together far enough that they wouldn’t separate when I took the thong off. The links will probably pop open again after several uses and I will need to bend them back again, but at least the thong is usable.
The links are definitely made of metal, although it seems to be the weakest/cheapest metal possible. They would probably work better for someone with a smaller waist, but even then you won’t want to stretch this thong out too much. The links just aren’t strong enough to handle it.
The fabric for the thong feels incredible. It’s 90% polyester and 10% spandex so it has a nice, smooth feel and a little bit of stretch. I definitely like the material a lot more than cotton thongs. It just has a sexier feel to it. It is recommended that you hand wash this thong in cold water and let it drip dry. The box has a male model showing off the front and back view of the thong so this box is definitely not discreet if you're giving this as a gift. The box also tells you how to clean the fabric and what material it is made from.
There’s not a lot of room in front of this thong. When things start growing I felt a little cramped in places I really didn’t want to be cramped in. I even thought I might pop out of it at first, but I never did. There's just enough room to accommodate the average man. My wife loved how this thong looked, so I’m sure it will make it in to the rotation of items that I wear for her. The thong definitely looks and feels sexy. I’m not disappointed I got the thong, but I do think it would work better for someone with a waist measurement less than 42 inches. If your measurement is less than 42 inches I wouldn’t hesitate to buy it.
Follow-up commentary
3 months after original review
I wish this worked for me, but even with the weight I've lost recently this still does not work for me. It's really just made for someone thinner. It's still too tight for me and the chain still breaks apart. I would probably like it if it fit better.
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Thanks for the suggestion PassionateLover2! I'm not sure why I didn't think to include that.