The Vicky Quickie is a fairly standard masturbation sleeve. Lube up self and toy (water based only), insert dick, rub masturbator up and down until finished. This particular sleeve does not come with a case or holder of any kind—what you see is what you get, and you'll be holding it in your hand during use. In my experience, cold temperatures and erections don't mix, so a soak of the toy in a bowl of hot water is recommended before use.

This particular toy is made of a material called UR3 (ultra realistic 3), a PVC/silicone that does a fair job of mimicking the texture of real skin. Removing it from the packaging it had a mildly unpleasant perfumed smell that lingered even after soaking in water. The inside texture is a ribbed canal style common to many masturbation sleeves, but the execution of that texture on this particular sleeve is not well done. When using this toy, the ridges didn't so much add a pleasurable sensation as attempt to bruise the entire length of my dick. They were too rigid and too large to feel good, and tightening or loosening my grip on the toy made no difference in this respect. Perhaps if the ridges had been smaller they might have felt better, but as it was the sensation was pretty unpleasant.

The design on this one is all about realism. The modeling of Vicky Vette's pussy is actually pretty well done in form (comparing with a few choice close ups from the internet), but the color on the inner lips is disturbing. It looks like someone took the dye from pink cupcake frosting and airbrushed it on to a pussy. I've certainly never seen a human vagina, either in pictures or in person, that was capable of this color palette. Entering the toy was the best part of the experience—the care given to modeling the anatomy is quite obvious as you can feel the fake skin folds wrapping around you. Unfortunately this doesn't last as the next stop on your dick's journey is over the textured ribs that feel less like a vagina and more like concrete speed bumps. Tightness was about right, and if you wanted things a little tighter you might be able to squeeze down with your hands on the outside of the toy and get some additional pressure. The length of the canal was a bit short. I'm of slightly above average length and when I slid the sleeve all the way down, the head of my cock poked out the back end. Speaking of the back end of the toy, it's open. While this aids in cleaning the toy (just run water through), don't count on the toy to catch all your cum. With the short length of the sleeve, it will likely be shooting out the other end.

Quite simply, I couldn't get off with this sleeve. The texturing on the interior made me feel like I was getting the length of my cock pummeled by an army of miniature kickboxers. I tried more lube, looser grip on the sleeve, thinking about another sleeve while I tried to fuck this one, nothing worked. I'm not sure if the texture design was bad or if the material used just isn't good for a textured sleeve, but either way it was not an effective toy. The only bright spot was the care given to modeling the labia, as the initial entry in to the toy was the only pleasant part of the experience.

Care of this toy is very simple. It's small and waterproof so easy to wash in a sink. It's open at both ends so you can put the faucet in one end and run water through to clean the interior. The toy is constructed with silicone so use only water-based lubes.

The packaging used on the toy looks like a box from an old VHS porn movie and is constructed of the same cardboard material. There are a number of pictures of the namesake porn star on the box to remind you whose replica pussy you're getting. The box can be used for storage though it's far from discreet and would likely wear out quickly. No instructions were included in the box, but it's a handheld vagina replica—doesn't take a genius to figure out what you are supposed to do with it. The only thing I would like to have seen was a warning to only use water-based lubricants with the toy.

I've never owned a toy that went for the realistic visual approach. All of my other toys, even the Fleshlights, are quite obviously not trying to mimic the appearance of the real thing too closely. The visual of a semi-realistic human vagina, detached from a body, was a mild turn off to me personally. I realize some people may not feel the same way so I filed this aspect under the "personal preferences" section of the review. But it's worth mentioning that if you're the sort like me who prefers a certain abstraction in your sex toys, this sleeve's appearance will be a little off-putting for you.

This was the first masturbator I tried that wasn't part of the Fleshlight line. I've really enjoyed the Fleshlight series (I have four), but was looking forward to trying a toy from a different manufacturer. Unfortunately this particular model will not be taking up residence in my toy box. The material, while it feels realistic enough when running fingers over it, just does not work well with the texture used for the interior. It's too rigid and ends up causing more discomfort than anything else. The short length of the toy was also a problem. While I'm not spending most of my time masturbating looking down at myself, I do look down sometimes and seeing the tip of my dick pop out the back end of the sleeve like some form of phallic whack-a-mole did not help the experience. And while I was not able to orgasm with this toy, had I done so I'm guessing the clean up would have been a problem as there is no way this toy would stop cum from shooting out the other end.