Little Bunny Foo Foo has nothing to worry about, you can put the Basic Essentials Bunny Enhancer on your dick and bop all the field mice you want with it . . . and yet they'll never notice a thing. In fact, your cock won't feel anything either! To be honest, this is a very strange product in that it's really not a cock ring (although the packaging mentions that it's a “penis ring with [a] vibrator”); it's more like a straightjacket for your manhood. The first order of business is to figure out how to get it on (well, you can't "get it on" just yet, you have to figure out how you're going to get your dick into it first before you do that) and that requires deciding if you need to be soft or hard before you stick your manhood into the rabbit hole. The problem is that the Bunny Enhancer consists of a rather thick tube that is supposed to adorn your shaft. If you're soft, it's a challenge getting hard inside of it as the jelly-like material is smooth and has no texture. In addition, it's rather thick which essentially deadens any sensations that might help you get hard. If you're already aroused (which, I suspect, is probably the best way to get into it), you'll need some water-based lube and then stretch the tube open in order to get the thing on your man meat.

Once on, however, the tube will deaden any sensations on your cock as it's simply too thick and feels more like Godzilla has a death grip on your bone. Stroking a bit while wearing this is useless as the Bunny Enhancer ain't no jackrabbit – you can jack your rabbit all you want and other than manually playing with your head (which pops out of the top), good 'ole thumper's not going to get anything to sing home about. The sensations are the same, with or without the vibrator turned on. In fact, I suspect that the jelly-like material probably absorbs most of sensations that the vibrator is supposed to provide, rather than enhance your fun.

To be honest, I think that this may be more useful for bucks when they're ready to fuck a herd of does, with no desire to experience anything themselves; the Bunny Enhancer has soft wart-like spikes on the outside of the penis tube that may be pleasurable to most honey bunnies. In addition, the rabbit ears are positioned to stimulate the clitoris and, with the bullet turned on, that’s where the vibrations can be felt the best. Unfortunately, I didn't have any does available and Ms. Piglet simply isn't into ménage à trois with rabbits so I simply couldn't test out my theory that women will enjoy this more than men.

According to the packaging, the Bunny Enhancer is made from TPE and "the stimulator" is made from ABS with metallic plating. Unfortunately, that doesn’t seem correct as neither the penis tube (if it can be called that) nor the bullet have any metallic plating; the bullet is made from pink-colored plastic. Personally, I really dislike the color, pink never looks very manly on my dick, and most importantly, it doesn't match my eyes (at least not too often).

As mentioned above, the interior of the penis tube is completely smooth and provides no stimulation at all. The exterior has wart-like protrusions that will probably stimulate the interior of most does' rabbit holes. The rabbit ears may also massage the clitoris when two bunnies are breeding.

As an experiment, I turned the Bunny Enhancer inside out (yes, it can be done). While that allows the bunny ears to vibrate on your balls, the tube is simply too tight and, therefore, the texture warts don't add much stimulation. As with cock rings, this penis tube should not be worn for more than 30 minutes. For me, that would be far too long as it's simply too tight and uncomfortable.

As I've already noted, the Bunny Enhancer is shaped like a tube that fits very snuggly (actually, it's rather tight) around the penis. There are times when it feels downright uncomfortable. As a buck, I'm not particularly wild (okay, so I'm really just a domesticated rabbit) about wearing a very thick raincoat over my dick. Again, I suspect that this is only useful for enhancing intercourse for women but it may also be a real downer for men (e.g., an erection killer) as it’s not very comfortable and certainly not stimulating.

No instructions are provided although it's simple to figure out how to use it: place the bullet into the hole, lube up your dick, stick it in (good luck trying to insert a limp one into it), then breed like a rabbit. It needs to be mentioned that the bullet is very cheaply made, has only one speed, and provides very weak vibrations. It is turned on by a button located on one side. It works, but not well.

Presumably, the Bunny Enhancer is made from TPE. Because the material is porous and can harbor unwanted critters, it should not be shared with anyone (including rabbits) outside of your warren. Fortunately, it may be cleaned with mild antibacterial soap and warm water. Although my Bunny Enhancer isn't too sticky (as many things made from TPE are), a light coating of corn starch may be applied to prevent this penis tube from becoming a dust bunny.

The Bunny Enhancer comes in a standard plastic blister pack that is easily opened and can also be used for storage between uses. In addition, three additional batteries are included and also fit inside the container although they have a tendency to fall out – be careful you don't lose the extra batteries.

A cardboard insert is provided (see below) and contains some of the standard comments and warnings, including:

* "This product is intended for use as a novelty product." (Doesn't anyone proofread these inserts first? One should never use the same word more than once in the same sentence because then that sentence has the same word listed more than once and that makes the sentence very boring and everything then sounds the same.)

* "Use no more than 30 minutes at a time."

* "Prolonged use (without removal) may result in bruising at the base or permanent injury to the penis." (OUCH!)

This product is also made in China which may account for some of the quirkiness of the text on the packaging. Finally, I would be remiss if I didn’t mention that, like so many other Cal Exotics products, a handy-dandy URL is provided so that you can register your Bunny Enhancer Penis Ring online! Wow!

The Bunny Enhancer does very little for my penis but, I suspect that it will please many does. (Okay, I really didn't just use the same word twice in that sentence as the first "does" is a verb and the second "does" is a noun!) As a masturbatory aid it's really useless. I am also not impressed with its use as a cock ring (again, the packaging states that it's a "penis ring").