Realistic toys are one of those things that can easily make people a little nervous. I'd seen-and even played with-realistic penises before, but never had the opportunity to play with a realistic pussy. So, when the Heather Vandeven vibrating vagina and anus arrived at my door, I reflexively asked myself: "How do you go about courting a CyberSkin playmate?"

Upon first glance, my synthetic date seemed on the very petite side. This was confirmed upon first entry, where the tightness and the internal ribbing immediately gave themselves away. How much like the real Heather Vandeven could this thing really be, ribbed and such as it is?

Ultimately, there was no forgetting how unrealistic this surprise date of mine was, especially considering the fact that she was missing a torso and thighs (among other things). Nevertheless, I did find ways of gaining rapport quickly. As I lay her on my bed, and began to explore her crevices first with my fingers and then with my penis, too much realism wasn't really on my mind anyway.

Entering the vagina was pleasant, if a little cold. The wet cyberskin gave a great sensation of being both gripped and caressed at once. The same was true of the slightly tighter anus. Both entrances connect to the same cylindrical tube, but the vaginal entrance curves over a ridge that made thrusting in the missionary position especially nice. In fact, it was surprisingly comfortable to lay on a pillow placed above my bodiless partner and thrust as I might during sex with a live partner, far more so than I would have thought before trying it because when placed on a sheet the hunk of cyberskin gained significant traction so as not to move around.

Like some of my real-live partners, this one required a healthy dose of water-based lube to get ready. Unlike all of my real-live dates, however, this one could do a number of things that I'd probably never attempt in real life. Firstly, there's no problem switching from vaginal to anal penetration. Secondly, it's easy to pick her up and spin her around my shaft. Thirdly, it's possible to enter her anally and exit her vaginally (or vice versa), an enjoyable view that provides lovely friction. Finally, the included vibrator adds an extra buzz of pleasure, although its position to one side reduces some of its appeal, since the vibrations just didn't translate to my penis quite as directly.

In the end, it was ridiculously easy for my mind to aggregate the realistic look of this disembodied sex with the pleasurable sensations it could provide and slip into a fantasy that was the best of both worlds. There's no escaping the fact that easy hands-free simulated sex complete with pelvic thrusting is a totally different masturbatory animal than anything else-and it's good! Really good.