Tired of my decade-old masturbation with just my hand, I was in a market for a toy that could enhance my orgasm at a low price. I found it in the Head Honcho.

The Head Honcho is a straight-forward masturbation aid for guys. Simply stick it n and move the thing up and down, or position it on your bed and thrust in and out of it. You're gonna need a good amount of lube with this thing, or otherwise you are going to feel friction against the rubber. You can use spit as I did in the beginning, but things won't be as pleasurable. For a water-based lube I recommend Maximus.

When I first unboxed this thing, there was a strong rubbery smell. The thing was also a bit sticky as well. However, after washing it with warm water for a few minutes, the smell went away. The toy is still somewhat sticky after dozens of uses, but it's not an issue. There is no taste whatsoever.

Turning the sleeve inside out exposes the interior, which contains three bands of nubs about one inch apart. I don't think the nubs are raised enough so I can actively feel them on my cock, but they do make things pleasurable, especially when I'm just focusing on the head. The nubs have also begun to wear off and disappear, but I have used this thing so many times I can't complain.

The interior is a bit hard which can be irksome if your lube begins to dry off. In a prolonged session you may need to reapply lube two or three times so you don't get friction irritation on your penis.

When I first got the Head Honcho I didn't have a hard time inserting myself into it. I consider myself to be slightly below average girth, but the toy was still tight enough for me to enjoy it. After many uses it's begun to loosen slightly, and I've since moved on to a Tenga Flip Hole, but I suppose its still enjoyable.

The design of the toy isn't very realistic. The whole thing is a translucent pink color with tiny lips on the outside and an orifice which doesn't really resemble a mouth. On the other end of the thing there's a slightly larger hole, which you can pop out of if you're large enough. I sadly am not, but if I scrunch down on the toy I can stick my head through it which feels quite good. You can also try entering the toy from this end for more stimulation, as the last set of nubs are very close to this entrance. It won't be nearly as tight, however.

The whole thing is about six inches long, but you lose some length to the thick padding at the base of the toy. There isn't much suction to speak of, but I found that putting my palm over the other hole while fucking this thing provided for a great deal of suction.

The Head Homcho is made of TPR silicone, which is a blend of rubber and silicone. For this reason, you shouldn't use any silicone based lube with it, as it could melt the toy. A slick, water based lube is a necessity.

When you're done cumming in this thing, you can hold the base tightly so your semen doesn't spill out as you head to the bathroom. This makes for an extremely easy clean up, as all you have to do is turn it inside out and wash the toy with soap and warm water. I don't recommend very hot water, as this thing isn't pure silicone so it could get damaged.

Since the packaging is meant to be thrown away, I store this thing in my backpack with all of my other toys. There aren't any second guesses as to what this thing is, so if you don't want others to see it I recommend having it stowed away.

The toy is packaged in upright paper packaging, like something you'd find hanging in a porn store. On the box is a picture of the toy and Sue Johanson's face, which is frankly a bit creepy.

Inside the box is just the toy, but you don't need an instruction manual to figure this thing out. The packaging isn't reusable, so have a good place to store it when you're done using it.

This thing is loud. When you're going to town on yourself and stroking quickly, the mixture of the padding slapping against your skin moving through the lubed up toy is noisy. If you want to masturbate discreetly, wait until you're alone in your home to use the Head Honcho.