The design is rather clever – a masturbator disguised as beer can. The exterior length is just under eight inches and the outside diameter is approximately three inches. Certainly large enough for me (and I suspect for most men) guys who come in “big or tall” sizes may have difficulties with the Lady Lager. It appears this product is designed for those of us of average size and girth as the inside diameter of the orifice is just under two inches - which will give most men a tight experience. Although hiding it is an easy task compared to the bulky, big fleshlights, I must STRESS that the Lady Lager provides an experience best suited for the norm of most sized penises.

When first penetrating the inner chambers of the pleasure tunnel, it is necessary to ensure that plenty of water-based lube is applied to both Lady Lager and your love muscle. I was surprised to find that is was a bit difficult at first to get my knob past her inviting lips. So much so that I ended up letting her explore my shaft first before discovering that it’s best to loosen the cap on the bottom of the can in order to make penetration easier. When the bottom cap is screwed on tightly, air cannot escape from the back and it is difficult to get inside. Loosening it up made the process much easier (I would highly recommend doing this before starting) and allows one to fully explore Lady Lager’s inner sanctuary.

I found that the toy wasn't pleasant to use all the way to the end. It feels really good, but once ejaculated it mostly becomes annoying, and prevented me from really being satisfied. I normally don't ever use it anymore because of this. Overall it makes the experience less pleasant.