Forget buying a six-pack because one is all you'll need. Every man will be drunk with lust with the O'Doyle's BackDoor Stout which doesn't cause beer bellies, belching, or farting and the women get to give their rumps a break. While you can still operate motor vehicles after use your legs may be shaking too much to use the pedals. There will soon be an O'Doyle's Anonymous group to support the addicts!
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Pros
Realistic look and feel, discreet humorous design, easy and ergonomic to use, one size fits most.
Cons
Not the simplest toy to clean, easily could tear the material.
O'Doyle's Stout won't get you drunk in the classical sense but instead drunk with passion. The Irish have brewed themselves up some fine ass with this Fleshlight designed for male masturbators (every man!) and have made them laugh with each jacking. Designed for guys craving some backdoor love who also have a sense of humor this masturbation sleeve sticks with the tried and true Fleshlight formula and has a luxurious silky feel while providing just enough resistance to make it feel like a genuine taboo ass that's being violated. The beer can look is somewhat discreet but the tongue-in-cheek slogans printed on the labeling advertise it's true intentions to any reasonably keen eye. While my husband has 'drank alone' with this toy I love the social aspect of imbibing and found hoisting his brew for him a pleasurable experience too!
The makers at Fleshlight have made their name famous/synonymous with realistic pleasurable masturbators and the compound they use for stimulating the male organ is an incredibly close representation of genuine lady internals. Trust me, I own the parts and am somewhat jealous of the way my man fawns over how wonderful this toy feels. It used to be just penis envy I suffered from! The material used is called SuperSkin and it's soft yet firm and provides enough resistance but with a very plush and fleshy feel which is even more realistic when heated up under warm water before use. The tight little butt-hole shaped opening stretches nicely to accommodate entry and inside is a wavy design that simulates the anal canal and hubby gives it the same 5 stars he gives me...
Unlike a real butt there is absolute no odor associated with the O'Doyle's Stout but it will make the same farting noises when slicked up with lube and given a good pounding. Who knew that beer cans could cause flatulent sounds?
Sorry to be stereotyping but there isn't many guys out there who would pass down the opportunity to have a beer while having sex or even anal sex for that matter. The fine folks at Interactive Life Forms who make the Fleshlight series of toys have obviously found something appealing to most men with the O'Doyle's Stout and are catering to some pretty basic male cravings here. A beer can is engineered to be perfectly held in the hand, so is the Stout. A sphincter provides a lovely amount of resistance and tightness to a penis, so does the Stout. A beer makes a man happy and relaxed, so does the Stout. I could just go on and on here but you get the idea. The design kicks ass right from the witty idea and humorous markings on the can to the delightfully realistic look of the anus and the human-like feel of the material. This toy will accommodate most cocks with a total internal length of 6.8 inches and the material stretches for any girth I'd say with the can measuring 3 inches in diameter. My husband is exactly 7 inches with an average girth and he found it resisted his entry about as much as I do on my relaxed days when there's been plenty of warmup. The inside cavity opens up slightly and has a wavy design (there's a picture of the cross section on the packaging) and he says that it provides stimulation very close to the sensations of the real thing.
I found the can a little bulky to hold onto in my smaller hands when using this toy on him but it's perfect for his more neanderthal grip. By no means did either of us get fatigued stroking the Stout away because it works so well that orgasms come quickly. I'd warn not to drink from the can after but that's a matter of taste!
We did find this masturbator noisy with lots of sucking/slurping sounds which is obviously from the entrained air and copious amounts of lube we use but for us it's a turn on. If discreetness is your thing this could be an issue. Also, while the beer can design can be thought of as discrete a close scrutiny by a discerning eye will quickly clue into its real use from the label info classifying it as 'backdoor stout' as well as other hints.
There is really only one 'control' that can be adjusted on this toy which is the bottom ring of the can. Having it on tight increases the suction/resistance to stroking but giving it a spin loose opens up small holes at the base of the can to allow air movement and lessen suction. Simple yet effective but we found it's an all or nothing thing, either on or off. My husband says he doesn't really have a preference and any setting feels pleasureable. I've already mentioned the slurping noises made by this Fleshlight but they're not distracting and add to the fun in our opinion. While this toy is waterproof I'm sure the labeling would peel off and the lube would quickly rinse away during use giving you only a dry ass to hump. Obviously not fun. If you have hands the learning curve is as shallow as they come when using the Stout and the pleasure it provides coupled with the ease of use will make any dick quickly flood its innards with cum.
Responsible beer drinkers recycle their cans after use and the O'Doyle's Stout masturbation sleeve is also meant to be used again and again but the effort required is much more intensive. The SuperSkin sleeve must be removed from the can casing carefully to ensure it won't tear because no one wants their anus ripped. It's a tricky task the first few times but we've become better at this fiddly job. A good rinse under warm water will clean out the sleeve and the maker also suggests using a small amount of isopropyl alcohol for a more thorough cleaning but we haven't felt the need to do this as of yet. Detergents and soaps are to be avoided because they may deteriorate the surface of the material. The sleeve can be air or towel dried but must be completely dry before storing back in the can and a dusting with cornstarch restores the silky feel and may extend the product life. I've pretty much lifted this right of the packaging but the cornstarch trick really does work and we find it easier to reinsert the sleeve into the can if we dust it down.
Only use water-based lubes when jacking with the Stout and use copious amounts for the best, most realistic feel. Oil or silicone based lubes may cause the sleeve material to break down. No sharing with others either as the material cannot be completely sterilized. The product really stores itself but don't keep it in the fridge because this brew is one best served warm!
Packaging was very minimal with the O'Doyle's Stout arriving in a clear round plastic container not much larger than the product with the top easily popping off to access the toy. If I was giving this as a gift I'd personally just wrap it up and stick a bow on it but I wouldn't reuse the packaging for storage as Fleshlights really store themselves. A one page glossy leaflet provides five steps of usage/care and cleaning instructions and it gives more than enough valuable but mostly intuitive information.
A small tube of water-based lube is included which won't get the user through more than one use so make sure you have plenty on hand because like drinking beer it's hard to stop at one.
In some ways I'm jealous of this masturbation sleeve because my guy just loves it and it has given me some competition. At the same time it gives my butt the night off when he's in that mood and I just don't feel like anal. While he doesn't hide the fact that he fucks this toy silly solo it's a fun couples toy when held in my hands and he pops fast when I talk dirty to him with phrases like 'fuck my tight little asshole, pump it full of your hot cum'. You get the idea and while it can be all about him I get so turned on watching his reactions that I usually get him to perform oral on me after or break out my own toys.
Follow-up commentaryI still like it2 months after original review
It's been two months since we received this wonderful product and it still maintains our rare 5-star rating. Hubby still loves to fuck this thing and continues to rave about how life-like it feels. It has held up very well with no tears or any obvious wear which is surprising considering the miles he's put on it. I'm still a bit jealous of it but it gives me a break and I still love to lube him up and let my hands do the stroking with the O'Doyle!!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the
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I agree, some beer is best served warm, but the're pretty fun cold too.