I couldn’t help but be curious about this one. A vibrating tongue! Although, I have yet to figure out if this is supposed to be a dildo attachment or for an obliging play buddy. So I tried both!

Out of the package the tongue is soft and pliable with tiny bumps along the top side with an easy battery installation. Getting this sucker on your unsuspecting playmate is, however, not an easy task. This toy almost seems more of a “gag” gift. Along the back side of the tongue are two stretchy silicone loops. Which are rather small. My partner is of average length and girth and with a fair amount of yelping and laughter he managed to squeeze it on. The first loop at the base of the tongue is a tiny bit bigger but the one at the tip is ridiculously small. It snapped at him like a school yard rubber band with each failed attempt at getting it in place. A rather abusive double cock ring for the man.

I don’t normally like anything with a large amount of lumps or bumps but these became enjoyable over time. An unexpected surprise was that the button at the base of the tongue turns on and off the vibration as you ride your partner. I’m not sure if this was intended but I found it enjoyable. Vibration is gentle and virtually silent. The tongue attachment also serves to widen the girth of your partner should you desire.
Over all this was a fun little toy worth a few laughs. But because of its unusual small stretchy ring size I don’t think this is something any couple would use more than a couple of times. Not unless you man enjoys a bit of torture as well. And if he does this one could be perfect. The bands that fit around the penis are way too small. This item works much better as an attachment for a stationary dildo. Quickly attach it and you now have a vibrating dildo.

Needless to say from the female perspective this device did its job. Twice! For the man, unless he enjoys pain as pleasure, it’s not so enjoyable.


From my male partner:

Like to start things off by stating I’m about an average circumcised cock size (6 inches). So when I was asked to try this toy out with my partner I became a little nervous after looking at the small size of the stretchy rings. But onward for science and prosperity right?

Needless to say, after wrangling my cock into this device with more than several accidental rubber band like snaps as it slipped my fingers I was able to get this device on. Of note, on the box they clearly state the following. "Do not wear continuously for more than 15 minutes." And they weren’t joking! This device was so tight that almost instantly all blood stopped flowing in and out of my nether regions. I’ve worn and come to enjoy cock rings, but this was like having two tight rubber bands assaulting my very manhood. Once you put this on, you better go right to business!

The vibration felt pretty good at times, but I still couldn’t get past the feeling that my cock was going numb from blood loss and could fall off at any moment. After about 8 minutes my mushroom tip had turned such a dark purple that it was starting to worry me. This could be great toy if it came with different stretchy ring sizes. And why is the stretchy ring at the base larger than the one at the tip? Are there that many cone penises out there? This toy is clearly made for a smaller penis size or for someone that really enjoys penis torture.

I rather like this device as a addition to my dildo's when I'm looking to spice things up a little further. This works great to add a little more girth to some of my toys or add in a nice little vibration.