The first thing you should know about the Noches Latina Big Ass and Vagina is that it is very heavy and very large (as the product clearly states). This is a product that can take a serious beating and will be none the worse for it. The only noticeable change is that the opening for the anus will be nearly impossible to enter at first, and will only begin to relax after regular use.

The vibrating egg is a fine addition, but I have found that it is mostly useful for its ability to plug the opening and create a vacuum, as the lower settings generally go unnoticed by me. Being able to remotely ramp up to the highest vibrations at the right moment is, however, a welcome addition.

It does come coated in a tacky, white powder that needs to be cleaned before use. Cleaning, in general, is a commitment and the thought of it will weigh heavily on your mind before each encounter. I heartily recommend using condoms, as then the only mess to be concerned about it will be any excess lube that leaks out (and you will need plenty of lube, every time).

Storage, as you would imagine, is very difficult and requires a degree of planning. At over two feet long, nearly a foot high, and fourteen pounds, your options of hiding places will be limited. Even if a suitable location can be found, it can be difficult to have the product available for immediate, regular access. Between cleaning and storage, this may very well end up buried in a closet, untouched, after a few weeks. Or you can simply leave it on the bed and stop inviting over guests.

Overall, it is a great purchase if you are certain you will not be sleeping with anyone at any time in the foreseeable future. A bleak prospect, to be sure, but the next steady girlfriend is very likely to make you pitch this wonderful, giant rubber ass (and then she will bring it up for the duration of your relationship). So be certain you can part with such a toy at a moment's notice or start planning appropriate long-term storage early.