While it seems obvious, clitoral stimulation seems to be something most straight women are missing out on. Queer as can be I never would have thought this would be an issue for my partner and I, but toys open up all kinds of possibilities.

My girlfriend and I go to different colleges in different parts of the country and have only got to try our beloved Share double dildo a few times. So far we've had some difficulty using it comfortably in a position that stimulates the recipient's clit and so, to aid our gender play we turned to the masters of dick vagina sex, heterosexuals and their equally genius toys. A cock ring seemed like the best bet for out little problem so we picked out the Micro-max vibro tongue, made of a relatively safe TPR silicone.

I thought the vertical positioning of the vibe would provide the best stimulation and it appears I was right. Never being the patient type, I placed my order even though I wouldn't be using it on my girlfriend for several months. Practically drooling with anticipation I ripped open my odd little package immediately upon arrival. As soon as I opened the bag a little O shaped piece of soft plastic came sailing out. I'm still perplexed as to what it was but I can only hope it was the covering for the vibes on off button, but I can't imagine how it was supposed to stay on, as there was no evidence it was ever attached.

The button itself is made of unpleasantly hard plastic and sticks up from the top of the vibe. I would not want that rubbing between two bodies no matter how small. Maybe I was a little too enthusiastic, but if tearing apart a plastic bag is enough to disassemble this toy, I doubt it could last under a vigorous sex session.

With school keeping me busy, it was a few days before I got around to using it. Because it's jelly it stretched quite easily over my Share dildos nearly 6 inch circumference. While I can't speak for blood loss, I think larger users wouldn't have a problem with its fit.

I was definitely right about the vibrators positioning, as it was a straight line up to all my sensitive spots, where the feelers tickled my clit. The vibrations weren't too noisy and while I have nothing to compare, definitely could be felt on my clit. Unfortunately they had no effect vibrating the silicone inside me.

As I started to pump the Share inside myself I noticed something more distracting than the vibrating. As the feelers hit my wet lubricated clit it made a gross surprisingly loud sloshing sound every time I moved in and out. It would have been enough to put me off using the cock ring altogether but I found if I held the vibrator to my clit it not only felt better but stopped the sound. I eventually ended up just grinding against the bullet to get off, and while I came explosively twice; I still can't say I'm satisfied with this toy, as leaving my hands free to roam was the whole purpose and I'm concerned that the exposed plastic would be painful if it ever met my genitals.

I'll update you guys on how it works with a partner soon.