Fire Hydrant Dick
"Ding, ding, ding. Here comes the fire truck!" This prosthetic penis is fire engine red and screams pleasure. I did need to stuff the tip with some tissue for slightly more rigidity, but overall enjoyed the performance of this penis.
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Pros
Finally Bozo the Clown has a penis to match his nose!
Cons
a little too big and bendy; requires more substantial strapping
Follow-up commentary
2 months after original review
I continue to enjoy this product for the 'wow' factor in the bright, red color but overall would wish for more elaborate harnessing to keep the dick in place and for it to be a tad smaller to secure a penis more snugly. Still, when I want extra attention when I walk into the dungeon, I know exactly what to pack.
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Great review!
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Nice, detailed review! Humorous too.
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Thanks!
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thanks for the review
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Thanks for the review
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thanks
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thanks for the review
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Cool, thanks! I might buy it.
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any idea how this might work when worn by a man?
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Thanks
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thanks!
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Thanks for the comments, all. The Kitty, it's a little clunky for a man and not that much fun unfortunately. This product is more of a gag gift than for any serious enhanced pleasure.
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Great review! Very amusing to read, also. The first time I saw this I thought fire hydrant just like your title!
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Thanks for a great helpful review!
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Thanks for your review!
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