Ah, Faye! I have already had plenty of opportunities to pound one of her close friends, Vicky Quickie the Pocket Pussy and was prepared for a similar experience. I wasn’t wrong! Like Vicky, Faye is a babe who just can’t wait to mount my throbber and she does a great job! I can often hear her moaning softly for me when I arrive home from a long day at work. Fortunately, she’s not as mouthy as her friend and is always ready to please. Although she’s a bit smaller in size and weight than Vicky, her beautiful and inviting labia beckons to be entered. She becomes especially hot and bothered if you place her in warm water first. Once my dick is comfortably inside, her luscious tunnel of love caresses and massages in all the right places . . . and I’m not complaining! Fortunately, she never whines and she’s always in the mood! Lucky me!!

Unfortunately, this pocket pussy is made from Ultra Realistic 3.0 (UR3). Although this material feels very similar to real skin, it is very porous which means that all kinds of microscopic critters (and who knows what else) may try to find a home in it. The real problem; however, is that Faye simply reeks from the sickening sweet smell of Sil-A-Gel, an antibacterial additive to UR3. While this chemical helps to keep pesky microorganisms from moving in (and thereby creating an unsanitary environment for your penis), it also stinks. Repeated washings will not alleviate Faye’s body odor. I’m nearly convinced that the excessively sweet smell of Sil-A-Gel may cause hyperglycemia.

Fortunately, penises can’t smell anything – they’re only concerned with the sense of touch (and they love to be touched)! Faye’s inner textures feel heavenly as they slide up and down your shaft and provide a veritable playground for sending a penis into paradise.

Faye is well designed to be held in most hands (either your own or a partner's). Weighing in at half of a pound, she’s a lightweight when compared to Vicky (who tops the scales at a full pound). Let’s just say that Faye is petite while Vicky is “big boned”. Again, this makes Faye a suitable pocket pussy for partner play. Right out of the box, she’s very attractive as her vagina is realistically colored. Unfortunately, the coloring eventually disappears and I’m not about to take her into a beauty shop to have that restored.

Unlike Vicky, who appears to have been designed for right-handers, Faye has an interesting exterior design that seems to accommodate both left- and right-handers. She’s very easy to hold and seems to invite squeezing because of her feminine softness.

The interior texture of any pocket pussy is, of course, the most important part (at least as far as most dicks are concerned) and Faye feels exceptionally good. It’s important to use lube with her but not too much as that will reduce the sensations during use.

This pocket pussy is, by design, simple to use. It is essentially a tube made from a wonderfully soft material that has an interior texture that feels great as it slides up and down a penis. No controls are needed and, because it is so malleable, it can be squeezed or stretched (slightly) during use. This provides an element of control which can enhance each session. This masturbator is open at both ends so it’s possible for many men to poke out of the end during use. Even though Faye is 7” long, she can be squished down so that men who are not exceptionally well endowed will still be able to pop out if that’s desired. Closing the end during use can also add some suction which also feels very good. Like many, if not most, pocket pussies, Faye does make some slurpy sounds during use.

UR3 can be cleaned with antibacterial soap and warm water. Even though the additive, Sil-A-Gel, helps to keep bacteria away, it’s still very important to clean it well and should not be shared with others. After cleaning, Faye can feel very sticky and is a dust magnet; a light dusting of cornstarch is very useful to keep that from happening. Only water-based lubes should be used to prevent damage to her silky skin (she's very sensitive).

Faye comes (no, not that kind!) in a cardboard box that has a photograph of Faye Reagan with “All Star Porn Stars: Faye Reagan [Pussy]” printed in bold letters on the front. A photograph of the pocket pussy’s vagina is prominently displayed on another side. Of course, if that doesn’t instantly give away that this is a sex toy, much of the text certainly does. For example, the packaging proudly states that this masturbator is “molded directly from Faye {Reagan]” and that “this feisty babe’s portable pussy is all yours when you want her. Slip on in today!” Not too subtle . . .

It is notable that the manufacturer, Doc Johnson, proclaims that their products are “proudly made in America” and that they are “the great American Toy Company”. I almost feel like singing Yankee Doodle when I pound Faye!

The Faye Reagan All Star Pocket Pussy gives a great masturbatory experience. It’s important to not overdo it with lube. Doc Johnson really needs to find a smell that isn’t so overpowering (the odor is so strong, it can almost be cut with a knife). After cleaning, it’s best to keep her (and Vicky) locked up in a Ziploc bag in order to keep them from stinking up the who place. Just the same, Faye feels really great and does the job.