Drop the home vacuum, This is All You Need
Overall this is one of the sexiest looking, most pleasurable penis pumps I've ever used, and you can't beat the price.
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Pros
The jelly insert is a god-send. Quick release valve makes masturbating a dream.
Cons
None yet.
Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin Powers: That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.
When we hear the words "penis pump|Information on penis pumps and pumping techniques", we typically think of that ugly plastic apparatus in the Austin Powers movie. god knows what that thing must feel like. This pump exceeded all of my expectations after looking through the specs on the product.
When it comes to the Jack Off Pump|Jack off pump, all you'll feel is the enjoyment of having those jelly nubs sucked up against your member in what I can only describe as pure bliss. Unlike all glass penis pumps where the rim of the cylinder|The Cylinder can cut into the skin and over time cause damage to the ligaments surrounding the penis, the Jack Off Pump gives you nothing but groovy vibes as the jelly sleeve cushions the rim, and provides a extra sensation along the shaft of the penis|Penis Structure.
Use a little pre-cum, or water to lubricate the sides of rim (I was afraid to try a commercial lube) to ensure a good suction. I personally enjoyed pumping|Pumping Technique out the air then releasing a portion of it with the quick-release valve|Release Valve in repetition. As with any sexually stimulating toy, some visual stimuli increase the enjoyment.
As with all penis pumps|Penis pumps a general rule of thumb is if it starts hurting, release the pressure. Impatiently pumping without reading explanatory material can produce too much suction (any pressure lower than 10 torr) and cause permanent injury.
Austin Powers: That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.
When we hear the words "penis pump|Information on penis pumps and pumping techniques", we typically think of that ugly plastic apparatus in the Austin Powers movie. god knows what that thing must feel like. This pump exceeded all of my expectations after looking through the specs on the product.
When it comes to the Jack Off Pump|Jack off pump, all you'll feel is the enjoyment of having those jelly nubs sucked up against your member in what I can only describe as pure bliss. Unlike all glass penis pumps where the rim of the cylinder|The Cylinder can cut into the skin and over time cause damage to the ligaments surrounding the penis, the Jack Off Pump gives you nothing but groovy vibes as the jelly sleeve cushions the rim, and provides a extra sensation along the shaft of the penis|Penis Structure.
Use a little pre-cum, or water to lubricate the sides of rim (I was afraid to try a commercial lube) to ensure a good suction. I personally enjoyed pumping|Pumping Technique out the air then releasing a portion of it with the quick-release valve|Release Valve in repetition. As with any sexually stimulating toy, some visual stimuli increase the enjoyment.
As with all penis pumps|Penis pumps a general rule of thumb is if it starts hurting, release the pressure. Impatiently pumping without reading explanatory material can produce too much suction (any pressure lower than 10 torr) and cause permanent injury.
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Why were you afraid to try a commercial lube?
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Any water- or silicone-based lube is fine to use with this toy. Also, the sleeve is removable, so that should help if you're concerned about clean up after.
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If there aren't any cons to this toy why only rate it 4 stars? What warranted the loss of 1 star?
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