Jesse’s futurotic travel pussy™

I decided to take an alternative perspective and review something that my husband would use, or that I could at least use with him.

Jesse’s futurotic travel pussy is a compact masturbator. It arrives in a box as pictured, but upon opening it, you’ll find it in a plastic bag lined with a powdery substance. Included in the bag was a small vial of said powdery substance. However, there were no directions on how to care for your precious travel pussy, nor what to do with this powder.

The top of the pussy has an extension for holding on to it, although given it is “travel” size, it is on the smaller size. The “handle” itself is 2.5 inches long and the overall length of the pussy is 6.5 inches. Definitely compact enough for travel, but men with large hands may find it difficult to grip.

The pussy itself is constructed of the “Futurotic” material, with good visual detail for the clitoris. My husband’s comment was “wow, looks pretty nice”. So that should sum up the appearance! One note – the picture shows the clitoris as pretty pink in color. The one I got really is not this detailed – it is more of the same flesh color as the rest of the pussy. This didn’t seem to bother my husband much.

As far as function, well, that’s where it falls a bit short. First, the vagina (ok, the hole) is very very tight. Yes, this is a plus, but requires that you use some lubricant. Using lubricant on this Futurotic material, however, means some of it is absorbed into the toy, and I’m not sure how much use you’re going to get out if it if it is regularly absorbing lubricant. Obviously lubricated condoms would have the same effect. The part where it falls short is that the inside is just that – too short! It was not deep enough. We’re not talking about inserting a cock that is 8+ inches in length – no, just a normal-size stiffy does not get full penetration. And perhaps that is the intent of the travel version of this masturbator.

Your average guy can probably make due just fine, and given the nice detail and compactness, this travel pussy has its positives. But for you to really get the most out of your masturbation session, you may want to opt for one that takes it all.

As mentioned earlier, there were no specific care instructions, but I washed it with mild soap and water and put it bag in the bag it came in. I pumped in a spray of the white powder and shook it to coat (yes, think Shake n Bake!) and that seems to preserve the soft material. I’m not sure what to do when the powder runs out!